The Rubberband Man

Hand me down my walkin' cane
Hand me down my hat
Hurry now and don't be late
'Cause we ain't got time to chat

You and me, we're goin' out
To catch the latest sound
Guaranteed to blow your mind
So high you won't come down

Hey y'all, prepare yourself for the rubberband man
You've never heard a sound
Like the rubberband man
You're bound to lose control
When the rubberband starts to jam

Oh Lord, this dude is outta sight
Everything he does
Seem to come out right

Once I went to hear them play
At a club outside of town
I was so surprised, I was hypnotized
By the sound this cat's puttin' down

When I saw this short, fat guy
Stretch a band between his toes
Hey, I laughed so hard
'Cause the man got down
When he finally reached his goal

Hey y'all, prepare yourself for the rubberband man
You've never heard a sound
Like the rubberband man
You're bound to lose control
When the rubberband starts to jam

[Incomprehensible] rubberband
Up on his toes
And then he wriggled it up
All around his nose

Guaranteed to blow your mind, rubberband man
Playin' all that music, yet keepin' time
Where in the world did he learn that?
Oh Lord, Lord, help him get away

Hey y'all, prepare yourself for the rubberband man
You've never heard a sound
Like the rubberband man
You're bound to lose control
When the rubberband starts to jam

Rubberband man
How much of this stuff do he think we can stand?
I don't know

So much rhythm, grace, and debonair from one man
Lord, and then he had the nerve to wiggle his left toe
Slip it through his knee, got the feeling in his head, y'all
Come on, baby

Hey y'all, prepare yourself for the rubberband man
You've never heard a sound
Like the rubberband man
You're bound to lose control
When the rubberband starts to jam

Hey y'all, prepare yourself for the rubberband man
You've never heard a sound
Like the rubberband man
You're bound to lose control
When the rubberband starts to jam
Hey y'all, prepare yourself for the rubberband man

Get down
Oh, get down low