Luyện nghe bài hát The Proper Gander

There was a white mouse
at the county fair
All the church mice, mice and not
so mice
Everybody gathered
You see the muck he was
speakin', tellin' where it was at
He said hear, hear ain't nothin' to fear
Except a eyed Siamese cat
And the crowd was
See, no single mouse had ever one
He don't be scared
prepared.

Then he held up a big picture
So every could see
What a three eyed Siamese cat looked
The face of the
And the let out such a shudder
As they lined up file and
Starin' at a twenty foot frame
Surroundin' a twenty blank
empty space
But every mouse
Swore he saw a
He said don't be
We're

Then the much started screamin'
Yellin' till his gave out
He said now you've seen what the
cat like
tell you what he's all about
He said he don't eat cheese on
And he goes around his paws
He's awful mean and he loves to keep
And in changin' laws
And the crowd went
And mouse began to fear for his child
Don't
prepared.

Now two times two is
The muckidy explained
And the side of the moon is green
And the don't need no rain
And the night is and might is right
And is on our side
And the three eyed cat's a plague
From which can hide
And the all cringed
The of that cat would soon
be
be scared
prepared.

Then the muckidy muck singin'
Through his paternal grin
And the church mice, field
All the mice
chimed right in
They sang land is mice land
country tis of thee
Well my father it from the beaver rat
gonna take it from me
And the all cheered
The sound that they makin' sure
was
be scared
prepared.

Then the muckidy muck said line up
give a buck
To fight the three Siamese cat
takes
And a little bit of
We've got a million of our best mice
To go out and
To give up they're livin' for
To make the cat
give 'em a hand
Yay
We don't want cat invadin' our land
No way
We're not
prepared.

Then a mighty thing happened
Guess you could call it
You see, a gust of wind blew the
frame
And it landed on the muck's head
And the mice all went crazy
For the first they saw the lie
It was all a hoax on just folks
And the muckidy must die
And die he did
The members of his they just fled
They were
Hah
not prepared.