Luyện nghe bài hát The Proper Gander

There was a white mouse
Down at the fair
All the mice, field mice and not
so mice
Everybody gathered
You see the muckidy he was
speakin', tellin' where it was at
He said hear, hear there nothin' to fear
Except a three Siamese cat
And the was stunned
See, no mouse had ever seen one
He don't be scared
prepared.

Then he held up a big picture
So every mouse see
What a three eyed Siamese cat looked
The of the enemy
And the crowd let out a shudder
As lined up file and rank
Starin' at a twenty foot picture
Surroundin' a foot blank
Just space
But every single
he saw a face
He said don't be
prepared

Then the much started screamin'
Yellin' his voice gave out
He said now that you've seen the
cat looks
Gonna tell you what he's all
He said he eat cheese on Friday
And he goes lickin' his paws
He's mean and he loves to keep clean
And believes in laws
And the crowd went
And every mouse began to for his child
scared
prepared.

Now two two is forty-five
The muckidy muck
And the flat of the moon is green
And the don't need no rain
And the night is and might is right
And Supermouse is on our
And the three eyed Siamese cat's a
From nobody can hide
And the mice all
The whiskers of that cat soon
be
be scared
prepared.

Then the muckidy muck singin'
Through his paternal grin
And the church mice, field
All the patriotic
Everybody chimed in
They sang this land is mice
Mice tis of thee
Well my father took it from the rat
Nobody's gonna take it me
And the all cheered
The sound that they were makin'
was
be scared
prepared.

Then the muckidy said line up here
Everybody give a
To fight the eyed Siamese cat
takes
And a bit of luck
got a million of our best young mice
To go out and
To give up what they're for
To the cat disappear
Let's give 'em a
Yay
We don't want that cat invadin' our
No way
not scared
prepared.

Then a mighty thing happened
Guess you call it fate
You see, a gust of wind the picture
down
And it landed on the muckidy head
And the mice they all went
For the time they saw the lie
It was all a hoax on just simple
And the muckidy muck die
And die he did
The members of his they just fled
They were
Hah
not prepared.