Luyện nghe bài hát The Professor's Song

To "if you give me attention."
If you me your attention, I will tell you what I am.
I'm a brilliant - also something of a ham.
I have tried for numerous degrees, in fact I've one of
Of course that makes me eminently to teach.
I understand the subject matter thoroughly, true,
And I can't see why it isn't all as to you.
lecture is a masterpiece, meticulously planned,
Yet everybody tells me I'm hard to understand,
And I think why.

My diagrams are models of true art, you agree,
And my is famous for it's legibility.
Take a word like "minimum" (to choose a word),
This was performed at a blackboard, and the professor

For anyone to say he read that, is absurd.
The anecdotes I tell get more every year,
Though frankly, they go to prove is sometimes less than clear,
And all my explanations are lucid, I am sure,
Yet everybody me that my lectures are obscure,
And I can't why.

Consider, for example, the force of gravity:
It's inversely proportional to - let me see -
It's r^3 - no, r^2 - no, it's just r, bet -
The sign in is plus - or is it minus, I forget -
Well, anyway, is a force, of that there is no doubt.
All these are trivial if you only think them out.
Yet students tell me, "i have memorized the whole year
you've told us, but the problems I can't do."
And I think why!