Oh I'm back in the full effect / I can't hold myself erect / I got nothing that i Wanna say / I'm gonna say it anyway / I know you think that I've lost it, baby / I You think that my star is fading / used to be a contender / now you're a pretender / karaoke every weekend / you don't fit those clothes anymore / why don't you take Them back to the charity store / while you're there you could always yourself in / You're into green issues - recycling / you hide behind your woman when you're out in Your town / show her up and blame her for you down / holding you down, holding you Down / you're the only one holding you down / you're only ever polite when you're Out of box / cocker's short for... sucker / sucker of... / oh, oh / la na na na / oh, Oh / sucker of... / oh, oh / la na na na / oh, oh / when I got up I had that feeling Again / everything was ok, then the world started shaking / now I'm trying to it Away / oh but I can't it away / can you answer this question, can you answer it Right: / have you ever done anything in your life? / have you ever done anything that Wasn't just for yourself? / are you capable of giving? / are you of giving just For the sake of it, without expecting anything in return? / I'm trying to give you What you've come to expect / just another song 'bout single and sex / single Mothers and sex, mothers and sex / just another song 'bout single mothers and sex / Ok, you've heard it before, it's nothing / but it's a living, can't you see / i'm A / oh, oh / la na na na / oh, oh / I'm a professional / oh, oh / la na na na / oh, oh / sleep on my darling / on, don't wake as I leave / I've been rehearsing This scene so long now / don't interrupt me as I do it for real / the bedroom is Treacherous / a teacup could be disastrous / 'cos it'll mean I would have to say / Was written on the letter I posted / so that it would get here / when I was gone / and you awoke / oh, she'll meet me the train / and she'll never know a thing / About how I talk with my mouth full / and only bath once a / how I'm nicer the first Time you meet me than the / and I'm rapidly losing interest in sex / yeah, i'm losing interest in sex / what's the point in making it over-emotional? / you can Do it the way / or you can be a professional / oh, oh / la na na na / oh, oh / I'm a Professional / oh, oh / la na na na / oh, oh / on my darling / sleep on my love / Sleep on my darling / sleep on my love / on my darling / sleep on my love / sleep on My / sleep on my love