Luyện nghe bài hát The President's Test for Physical Fitness

Once upon a me and vudi met
A major american rock star in a
We were immediately jealous of his
And his fuel-injected cock

He made the usual sexual jokes
the way he comes on top
But I tell it was a lie
By the way he walked

How did you pass the test
Even if I can't match your to compete
At least me a chance to cheat

He said, "are you losers fun
Of our serious
You just gotta bring the music to the man
And go score a hole in one."

The of a treadmill and the factory
all the innocence from his eyes
Leaving him to spurt
By the size of his dull

How did you the presiden'ts test
I never felt honest telling virutous lies
And my toupee always into my eyes

How do you pass the test
I don't even want to my score
I know who's telling me the truth anymore

I said, "the only thing that we're for
Is forgotten."
And I know you're big of a star
To make sure that the job gets

How do you pass the president's
I swear one day they'll build a
To the man with the most reasons for his

How do you the president's test
No I don't even want to know my
I know who's telling me the truth anymore