The Pirate Song

Sandra wears her pants too small for her body shape
She's got a funny funny face
(It's true you know)
It's so messed up how she took your man
And ran away, she's got some crazy crazy ways
(Too bad for you)

Listen you I know it's awful,
To lose your man to a circus freak
Soon enough he'll be forgotten
Just look away and count to three.
1-2-3 Hey

I guess you picked a man too young too small for your own taste
He came from very far away
(no fun in that)
You'll have to deal with all his
Stupidness and crazy tasks
You're sick of it today
(He breaks your back)

Listen you I know it's awful,
To lose your man to a circus freak
Soon enough he'll be forgotten ( don't you cry now! )
Just look away and count to three.
1-2-3 Hey

When your man has left your side,
she's the one you want.
Little Sandra has the charm,
to take them all.

You'll have to learn to be alone,
and let him go!

Listen you I know it's awful ( don't you cry now! )
To lose your man to a circus freak.
Soon enough he'll be forgotten ( don't you cry now! )
Just look away and count to three
1-2-3 Hey

Listen you I know it's awful ( ohh ohh ohh ohh ohh )
To lose your man to a circus freak. ( ohh ohh ohh ohh ohh )
Soon enough he'll be forgotten ( ohh ohh ohh ohh ohh )
Just look away and count to three
1-2-3- Hey