Luyện nghe bài hát The Piano Has Been Drinking

The has been drinking
My necktie is
And the went back to New York
The has to take a leak

And the carpet a haircut
And the spotlight looks like a break
the telephone's out of cigarettes
And the on the make

And the has been drinking
The has been drinking

And the menus are all
And the man's blind in one eye
And he see out of the other
And the piano-tuner's got a aid
And he up with his mother

And the piano has been
The has been drinking

'Cause the is a sumo wrestler
puff Casper milk toast
And the owner is a midget
With the I.Q. of a

the piano has been drinking
The has been drinking

And you can't find waitress
With a counter
And she you and your friends
And you just can't get without her

And the is drooling
And the bar stools are on
And the newspapers were
And the ash-trays retired

the piano has been drinking
The has been drinking
The has been drinking

Not me, not me, not me, not me, not me