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Immanuel Kant was a real
Who was rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a beggar
Who could you under the table.
Hume could out-consume
and Hegel,
And was a beery swine
Who was as sloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing couldn't teach ya'
'Bout the of the wrist.
SOCRATES, HIMSELF, WAS PISSED...

Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it
Half a crate of every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a for the bottle,
was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a fart: "I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger he's pissed!