The Outdoor Type

Always had a roof above me, always paid the rent
No I've never set foot inside a tent
I couldn't build a fire to save my life
I lied about being the outdoor type

I've never slept out underneath the stars
The closest that I came to that was one time my car
Broke down for an hour in the suburbs at night
I lied about being the outdoor type

Too scared to let you know you knew what you were looking for
I lied until I fit the bill God bless the great indoors
I lied about being the outdoor type
I've never owned a sleeping bag, let alone a mountain bike

I can't go away with you on a rock climbing weekend
What if somethings on TV and it's never shown again
It's just as well I'm not invited I'm afraid of heights
I lied about being the outdoor type