The Origin Of Love

When the earth was still flat, and the clouds made of fire
And mountains stretched up to the sky, sometimes higher
Folks roamed the earth like big rolling kegs
They had two sets of arms, two sets of legs

They had two faces peering out of one giant head
And they could watch all around them
And they talked while they read
And they never knew nothing of love
It was before the origin of love, origin of love

And there were three sexes then
One that looked like two men glued back to back
Called the children of the sun
And similar in shape and girth were the children of the earth

They looked like two girls rolled up in one
And the children of the moon were like a fork shoved on a spoon
They were part sun, part earth, part daughter, part son
Origin of love

Now the gods grew quite scared of our strength and defiance
And Thor said, "I'm gonna kill them all with my hammer
Like I killed the giants" and Zeus said
"No, you better let me use my lightning, like scissors
Like I cut the legs off whales and dinosaurs into lizards"

Then he grabbed up some bolts and he let out a laugh, said
"I'll split them right down to the middle
Gonna rip them right in half"
And then storm clouds gathered above into great balls of fire

And the fire shot down from the sky in bolts
Like shining blades of a knife
And it ripped right through the flesh
Of the children of the sun and the moon, and the earth

And some Indian god sewed the wound up into a hole
Pulled it 'round to our belly
To remind us of the price we pay
And Osiris and the gods of the Nile

Gathered up a big storm to blow a hurricane
To scatter us away in a flood of wind and rain
And a sea of tidal waves to wash us all away
And if we don't behave they'll cut us down again
And well be hopping round on one foot looking through one eye

Last time I saw you, we had just split in two
You were looking at me, and I was looking at you
You had a way so familiar but I could not recognize
'Cause you had blood on your face

And I had blood in my eyes
But I could swear by your expression
That the pain down in your soul
Was the same as the pain down in mine

That's the pain
Cuts a straight line down through the heart
We call it love
So we wrapped our arms around each other

Trying to shove ourselves back together
We were making love
It was a cold dark evening such a long time ago
When by the mighty hand of Jove

It was the sad story
How we became lonely two-legged creatures
It's the story of the origin of love
That's the origin of love, origin of love, origin of love