The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane

Boom de boom...

The naughty lady of Shady Lane
Has hit the town like a bomb
The back fence gossip
Ain't been this good
Since Mabel ran off with Tom

Our town was peaceful and quiet
Before she came on the scene
The lady has started a riot
Disturbing the suburban routine

The naughty lady of Shady Lane
Has the town in a whirl
The naughty lady of Shady Lane
Me, oh, my, oh, what a girl

Boom de boom...

You should see
How she carries on
With her admirers galore
She must be giving
Them quite a thrill
The way they flock to her door

She throws those
Come hither glances
At every Tom, Dick, and Joe
When offered some
Liquid refreshment
The lady never, never says no

The naughty lady of Shady Lane
Has the town in a whirl
The naughty lady of Shady Lane
Me, oh, my, oh, what a girl

Boom de boom...

The things they're
Trying to pin on her
Won't hold much water
I'm sure

Beneath the powder
And fancy lace
There beats a heart
Sweet and pure

She just needs
Someone to change her
And she'll be
Nice as can be

If you're in the
Neighborhood, stranger
You're welcome to
Drop in and see

The naughty lady of Shady Lane
So delightful to hold
The naughty lady of Shady Lane

So delectable
Quite respectable
And she's only nine days old