Luyện nghe bài hát The Monkey That Became President

I was there on the day the monkey came into world
His face was round and reddish and his hair was slightly
He didn't look too from the others I had seen
Who'd-a-thought he was the to the nation's dream?

At first he didn't seem to be at all
Each time he'd start to walk about he'd and he'd fall
My impression was to be a most mistaken thought
Lord a'mighty, what's this little hairy monkey

I witnessed his departure from his mother's womb
I felt inclined to check his progress every
One day the keeper of the zoo in the live TV
Frankly said, "I think be amazed at what you see"

The monkey walked and talked and waved his arms about his
In the corner was the stack of that he had read
"An Educated Monkey!", said the 'cross the land
It was more than weary sociologists stand

Oh, his fame was universal, he was on the show
People about him kindly everywhere he'd go
His insight was amazing, his philosophy was
He became a politician welcome

His wit was not to be with any mind intact
He'd lace a phrase with irony and it all with fact
Conservatives applauded and the liberals were
The and the integrationists were in his camp

Nobody dared to meet him in an open press
He was by the folks from every state
Yes, a was the President, though maybe not the first
And there was peace and harmony the universe

The dream I had last night has been related as it
As for interpretation, well, it's really very
Would you rather a monkey up in Washington, D.C.
Or have those making monkeys out of you and me?