I'm not the baddest or the maddest or the Central Park No Chivas, no Lexus, got the flattest solar plexus I throw it with everything I got I'm just a girl--not Me, I never use the word To the maximum my get into my taxi, um Listen, it wasn't always that I used to freaky, icky Bein' bad Darling Nikki Never ever fit the mold at or in the hood But now the children sing she's the little freakazoid that Freakazoid! I know I can I I can Freakazoid! I I can I know I can P-Supe (what) and it don't come from Just move (what) place my butt your mantel See I cut from the gut to get everything I And I stick with it if at first I succeed And I'm out and I'm out lettin' my freaky fly You ask why 'cause you know that I try Accept yourself, yourself to the limit Body soul or roll you know that I'm in it And you know Sometimes you like a nut And sometimes you Freakazoid! I know I can I I can Freakazoid! I know I can I I can Hey yo Ski-I wantcha to come round here and show the audience we bonified, fortified, Yeah what I'm talkin' about you know, soon I'll be rollin' in the Rolls to go bowling after the I'll be strollin', patrollin' the with a feather in my hat Imagine that, huh, I think I myself Claritan, clear in that I got the cause I'm mack like the truck C'mon everybody get------ Get up Get up Get up sit down! Woke up I didn't know day it was I through some shit boy you never believe it 'cause I struggle everyday to my head up like a tower You why - I got the Power! And I ain't never up sucker Put me on the field I'm a cook your ass Betty Crocker It's like this and that and like this and uh Nobody beats the and uh Once again on wanna know if I'm a diva let me see, uh I wrote lyrics at a day job Not Nassau But I'm a get there boy blow up the spot like in my own boy Reading bad press I get depressed major yo, at least I'm in the fuckin paper And when the goin' gets tough Mr. Ocean it best Put that ass in gear put it to the test Scuse me, I believe I was finished Making all your bad hurt feelings be diminished and Like a ice cream or scone Let me make you pant for the milk Woof woof and let it all out Don't you just baby freakin freak it out Kick it trick it or it but please don't stick it up your nose If you wanna strike a pose you keep it on the real inside it on the real inside, keepit on the real inside.