I'm not the or the maddest or the Central Park address No Chivas, no Lexus, ain't got the solar plexus I throw it down with I got I'm just a girl--not Me, I use the word just To the maximum my axiom get my taxi, um Listen, it wasn't always like I to feel freaky, icky Bein' bad Darling Nikki Never ever fit the at school or in the hood But now the children sing she's the little that could Freakazoid! I know I can I I can Freakazoid! I I can I know I can P-Supe (what) and it don't come from Just (what) place my butt upon your mantel See I cut from the gut to get everything I And I with it if at first I don't succeed And I'm out and I'm out lettin' my flag fly You don't ask why 'cause you know I try Accept yourself, express yourself to the soul or chicken roll you know that I'm in it And you know Sometimes you like a nut And sometimes you Freakazoid! I I can I know I can Freakazoid! I know I can I I can Hey yo Ski-I wantcha to come round here and show the we mean bonified, fortified, Yeah that's I'm talkin' about 'cause you know, I'll be rollin' in the Rolls to go bowling after the I'll be strollin', patrollin' the with a feather in my hat that, huh, I think I made myself Claritan, clear in that I got the throttle cause I'm mack like the everybody let's get------ Get up Get up Get up sit down! Woke up I didn't know day it was I been through shit boy you never believe it I struggle everyday to keep my head up like a tower You why - I got the Power! And I ain't never up sucker Put me on the field I'm a cook your ass Betty Crocker It's like this and like that and this and uh beats the Priz--cess and uh Once again on People wanna if I'm a diva let me see, uh I wrote lyrics at a day job Not Nassau But I'm a get soon boy blow up the spot in my own platoon boy Reading bad press I get depressed major Goddamn yo, at I'm in the fuckin paper And when the goin' gets tough Mr. Ocean it best Put ass in gear baby put it to the test Scuse me, I don't I was finished Making all your bad hurt feelings be diminished and a tasty ice cream or scone Let me make you pant for the milk Woof and let it all hang out Don't you freak baby freakin freak it out Kick it trick it or lick it but please don't stick it up nose If you strike a pose you gotta keep it on the real inside Keep it on the real inside, on the real inside.