I'm not the baddest or the maddest or the Central address No Chivas, no Lexus, ain't got the flattest solar I throw it down everything I got Cause I'm just a Me, I never use the word To the maximum my axiom get my taxi, um Listen, it wasn't always that I used to feel freaky, Bein' bad like Nikki Never ever fit the mold at school or in the But now the children sing she's the little freakazoid could Freakazoid! I I can I know I can Freakazoid! I know I can I I can P-Supe (what) and it don't come Campbell move (what) place my butt upon your mantel See I cut from the gut to get I need And I stick with it if at first I succeed And I'm out and I'm out lettin' my freaky fly You ask why 'cause you know that I try Accept yourself, express to the limit Body soul or chicken roll you that I'm in it And you what Sometimes you like a nut And sometimes you Freakazoid! I know I can I I can Freakazoid! I know I can I I can Hey yo Ski-I wantcha to round here and show the audience we mean bonified, fortified, Yeah what I'm talkin' about 'cause you know, soon I'll be rollin' in the Rolls to go bowling the I'll be strollin', the streets with a feather in my hat Imagine that, huh, I think I made Claritan, clear in that I got the cause I'm mack like the truck C'mon everybody let's Get up Get up Get up sit down! Woke up I didn't know day it was I been some shit boy you never believe it 'cause I struggle everyday to keep my head up like a You why - I got the Power! And I ain't never up sucker Put me on the I'm a cook your ass like Betty Crocker It's like this and like that and like and uh Nobody beats the and uh again it's on People wanna know if I'm a let me see, uh I wrote these at a day job Not Coliseum But I'm a get there boy blow up the spot like in my own boy Reading bad press I get depressed major Goddamn yo, at I'm in the fuckin paper And when the goin' gets tough Mr. said it best Put that ass in gear baby put it to the Scuse me, I don't I was finished Making all your bad hurt be diminished and delicious Like a tasty ice or scone Let me you pant for the milk bone woof and let it all hang out Don't you just baby freakin freak it out it trick it or lick it but please don't stick it up your nose If you wanna a pose you gotta keep it on the real inside Keep it on the real inside, keepit on the inside.