Luyện nghe bài hát The Laughing Gnome

I was walking the high street
I heard footsteps behind me
And there was a old man (hello)
In scarlet and grey, away (laughter)
Well he trotted to my house
And he sat beside the (oaah..)
With his hands on his tummy
away, laughing all day (laughter)

Oh, I ought to report you to the office
(gnome office)
Yes
(hahahahaha)

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a laughing gnome and you catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
t;i'm a gnome and you can't catch me"
Said the laughing

Well I gave him roasted and a glass of dandelion wine (burp, pardon)
Then I put him on a to eastbourne
his bag and gave him a fag
(haven't you got a light )
;here, where do you from?
(gnome-man's land, hahihihi)
"oh,

In the morning when I up
He was sitting on the of my bed
With his brother name was fred
He'd him along to sing me a song

Right, let's it
Here, that clicking noise?
(that's fred, a "metrognome", haha)

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a gnome and you don't catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
;i'm a laughing gnome and you catch me"

(own up, I'm a gnome, I right, haha)
you got an 'ome to go to? "
(no, gnomads)
"didn't they you to get your hair cut at school? you look like a rolling gnome."
(no, not at the school of ecognomics)

Now they're up the chimney
And we're living on caviar and (hooray!)
Cause they're earning me lots of
comedy prose for radio shows
It's (what? )
It's the gnome of course

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a laughing gnome and you don't me"
Ha ha ha, oh, me

(ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a laughing gnome and you can't me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a laughing gnome and you can't me")

(one time, yeah)