Luyện nghe bài hát The Laughing Gnome

I was walking the high street
When I heard footsteps me
And was a little old man (hello)
In scarlet and grey, shuffling (laughter)
Well he trotted back to my
And he sat beside the (oaah..)
With his hands on his tummy
Chuckling away, all day (laughter)

Oh, I ought to report you to the office
(gnome office)
Yes
(hahahahaha)

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a laughing and you don't catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
t;i'm a laughing gnome and you catch me"
the laughing gnome

Well I gave him roasted and a glass of dandelion wine (burp, pardon)
Then I put him on a to eastbourne
Carried his bag and him a fag
(haven't you got a boy? )
;here, where do you from?
(gnome-man's land, hahihihi)
"oh,

In the when I woke up
He was sitting on the of my bed
With his brother whose was fred
bought him along to sing me a song

Right, hear it
Here, what's that noise?
(that's fred, a "metrognome", haha)

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a laughing gnome and you catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
;i'm a laughing and you can't catch me"

(own up, I'm a gnome, I right, haha)
;haven't you got an to go to? "
(no, gnomads)
"didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school? you look a rolling gnome."
(no, not at the school of ecognomics)

Now staying up the chimney
And we're living on caviar and (hooray!)
Cause they're me lots of money
Writing comedy prose for radio
the-er (what? )
It's the gnome service of

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a laughing gnome and you don't me"
Ha ha ha, oh, me

(ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a laughing gnome and you catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a laughing gnome and you can't me")

(one time, yeah)