Luyện nghe bài hát The Laughing Gnome

I was walking the high street
I heard footsteps behind me
And was a little old man (hello)
In scarlet and grey, away (laughter)
Well he trotted to my house
And he sat beside the (oaah..)
With his hands on his tummy
away, laughing all day (laughter)

Oh, I to report you to the gnome office
(gnome office)
Yes
(hahahahaha)

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a gnome and you don't catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
t;i'm a gnome and you can't catch me"
the laughing gnome

Well I gave him roasted toadstools and a of dandelion wine (burp, pardon)
Then I put him on a to eastbourne
his bag and gave him a fag
(haven't you got a boy? )
;here, do you come from?
(gnome-man's land, hahihihi)
"oh,

In the when I woke up
He was on the edge of my bed
With his brother whose was fred
He'd him along to sing me a song

Right, let's it
Here, what's clicking noise?
(that's fred, a "metrognome", haha)

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a laughing gnome and you don't me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
a laughing gnome and you can't catch me"

(own up, I'm a gnome, I right, haha)
you got an 'ome to go to? "
(no, gnomads)
"didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school? you look like a gnome."
(no, not at the london of ecognomics)

Now they're staying up the
And we're living on caviar and (hooray!)
they're earning me lots of money
Writing comedy prose for shows
the-er (what? )
It's the gnome of course

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a gnome and you don't catch me"
Ha ha ha, oh, me

(ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a laughing gnome and you can't me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a laughing gnome and you can't me")

(one time, yeah)