Luyện nghe bài hát The Laughing Gnome

I was down the high street
When I heard behind me
And was a little old man (hello)
In and grey, shuffling away (laughter)
Well he trotted back to my
And he sat the telly (oaah..)
With his tiny hands on his
Chuckling away, all day (laughter)

Oh, I to report you to the gnome office
(gnome office)
Yes
(hahahahaha)

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a laughing gnome and you don't me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
t;i'm a laughing gnome and you can't me"
Said the laughing

Well I gave him roasted toadstools and a glass of wine (burp, pardon)
Then I put him on a train to
his bag and gave him a fag
(haven't you got a boy? )
;here, where do you from?
(gnome-man's land, hahihihi)
"oh,

In the when I woke up
He was sitting on the of my bed
With his brother name was fred
He'd bought him along to sing me a

Right, hear it
Here, what's that clicking
(that's fred, a "metrognome", haha)

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a laughing gnome and you don't me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
a laughing gnome and you can't catch me"

(own up, I'm a gnome, I right, haha)
;haven't you got an to go to? "
(no, gnomads)
"didn't they teach you to get your cut at school? you look like a rolling gnome."
(no, not at the london of ecognomics)

Now they're staying up the
And living on caviar and honey (hooray!)
Cause they're me lots of money
Writing comedy prose for radio
It's (what? )
It's the gnome of course

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a gnome and you don't catch me"
Ha ha ha, oh, me

(ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a gnome and you can't catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a laughing gnome and you catch me")

(one time, yeah)