Luyện nghe bài hát The Laughing Gnome

I was walking down the street
When I heard behind me
And was a little old man (hello)
In scarlet and grey, shuffling (laughter)
Well he trotted to my house
And he sat the telly (oaah..)
his tiny hands on his tummy
Chuckling away, all day (laughter)

Oh, I ought to you to the gnome office
(gnome office)
Yes
(hahahahaha)

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a gnome and you don't catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
t;i'm a gnome and you can't catch me"
Said the laughing

Well I gave him roasted toadstools and a glass of wine (burp, pardon)
I put him on a train to eastbourne
Carried his bag and him a fag
(haven't you got a boy? )
;here, do you come from?
(gnome-man's land, hahihihi)
"oh,

In the morning when I up
He was sitting on the of my bed
With his whose name was fred
He'd bought him along to me a song

Right, hear it
Here, what's that noise?
(that's fred, a "metrognome", haha)

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a laughing gnome and you don't me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
a laughing gnome and you can't catch me"

(own up, I'm a gnome, I right, haha)
you got an 'ome to go to? "
(no, gnomads)
"didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school? you like a rolling gnome."
(no, not at the school of ecognomics)

Now staying up the chimney
And living on caviar and honey (hooray!)
Cause they're me lots of money
Writing comedy prose for radio
It's (what? )
It's the gnome of course

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a laughing and you don't catch me"
Ha ha ha, oh, me

(ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a gnome and you can't catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"i'm a gnome and you can't catch me")

(one time, yeah)