Luyện nghe bài hát The Last Straw

. . .

What's the
Ah! With all the girls in the
I gotta get tangled up an acrobat!
kinda crack is that?
Well, . . .

I a little goldfish
from a goldfish
Well, that proves age!
I spent a weekend
on a flagpole!
Ma, no hands!
Went over old
in a canoe
You betcha!
I even a cobra
with a kazoo
I my little cousin
to a railroad
Ouch!
I put the to last straw
on the back
But the STRAW!
I the very LAST STRAW!
was to fall in with you . . .

Mr. Como!
Are you through?
Well!
Well, listen to . . .

I and dug for oysters,
in the Rush,
I a whole safari
in an
isn't easy!
Went the Sahara
on an old of skies
I did acrobatics
on the high
Man no hands!
I found a banana
in cracker jack
I the next to last straw
on the back
But the STRAW!
I mean the LAST STRAW!
was to fall in with you . . .

All MAN, top that!

I an ocean voyage
on a log
That's
I've a conversation
with a dog . . .
of course!
I saved up twenty-thousand
pop bottle
Well, listen to . . .
I designed the pants
for loin lamb
I tried to find a
who would cut my
But Doll,
maka you picka my chair?
Well, the LAST STRAW!
I mean the LAST STRAW!
I fell in love with you . . .

But . . .
You at me in Woolworth's
on the floor!
But I thought you were the girl
that that BIG store!
Well, the LAST STRAW!
I mean the very STRAW!
I fell in love with you . . .

Words and by
Lenny