The Hand of the Almighty

Oh, sinner, do not stray
From the straight and narrow way
For the Lord is surely watching what you do
If you approach the Devils den
Turn round dont enter in
Lest the hand of the almighty fall on you.

Hell fuck you up (hell fuck you up)
Yes, God will fuck you up
If you dare to disobey his stern command.
Hell fuck you up (hell fuck you up)
Dont you know hell fuck you up
So you better do some prayin while you can.

Long ago a man named Lot
Had a wife he thought was hot
But she could not stop her black and sinful ways.
You know it was her own damn fault
When God turned that bitch to salt.
Thats the way he used to work back in those days:

He fucked em up (he fucked em up)
He really fucked em up
When the people went and turned their backs on him
He can fuck you up (hell fuck you up)
No shit hell fuck you up
Just like he fucked the people up back then.

I used to have a friend named Ray
Who walked that evil way
He cursed and drank and broke his neighbors fence
You know Ray was full aware
That some sheep were over there
And he knew them in the Biblical sense.

God fucked him up (he fucked him up)
He went and fucked Ray up
Went and paid him back for all his wicked sins.
He fucked him up (he fucked him up)
Fucked that boy completely up
Now hes married to a Presbyterian.