The Gospel According to Tony Day

The gospel according to tony day

The gospel according to tony day

The gospel according to tony day

If I find a girl he'll take her away

Rotten tony!

The gospel according to brendan o'lear

The gospel according to brendan o'lear

The gospel according to brendan o'lear

If I buy him a scotch, he'll buy me a beer

Tight fist, friends

The gospel according to pat hewitt

The gospel according to pat hewitt

The gospel according to pat hewitt

If it's written on a sweater then I'd better not, you do it

Ah

Got to, got to

Your mind, blow i

Blow it

The gospel according to marianne brent

The gospel according to marianne brent

The gospel according to marianne brent

She'll be mine if I pay the rent

Good old marianne, who needs friends, oh

Waste of flippin' time, take a look at my life and you'll see

Take a quick, butchers, rotten Harry down the hall,

Wouldn't give me tuppence for him.