Luyện nghe bài hát The Goat Song

I am a simple goat, I live on the back of a pick-up
The old man tied me here with a rope
Am I he don't give a fuck
Hey goat, I'm beat your head in with a hickory stick

Sometimes he his fists
filled with anger, and filled with rage
And tells me I smell like
His drink, Jimmy Bean, his chaser, a
that, various alcohols
That's when the get so severe
Asleep I he falls

But don't sorry for me
Things always this bad
Why, when I was a talking goat
The old man was like my dad

I come from the of Europe
where I met the old man
He was lost in the woods, I him directions
He me a tuna can

Then he in his tracks and he said, "Hey goat
you like to live with me?
I've got a with a pick-up truck
In a place the sea"

I said, "Sure, why not, I've got no
You seem like a guy"
So we off to America
The home of the pie

On the boat, the old man me
I would be a for his wife
A goat, he exclaimed
She'd seen this in her life, I felt so special

Well, I just couldn't it
After all these years I had a friend
He trimmed my beard, he my hooves
I prayed it never end

But when we got to his house, was no wife
Only a short, letter
It said, "I'm leaving you for your
he fucks me better"

His eyes filled with tears of
His was filled with grief
To soothe himself he drank a pint of Old
And beat me like a of beef

I screamed, "Send me to the hills of Europe"
He just shook his and said, "Nope"
No one will ever me again
To make sure, put on this 3-foot rope

Present day, I've been on the truck for 51
My only friend is the am
Sometimes the neighborhood stop by
But it's rocks and beer bottles they throw

At first they're to see a talking goat
They gather around to hear what I to say
But I guess sometimes my stories go on too
So they leave and giggle I a bidet

But you know was a night that I did get off the truck
When the old man was out drunk
Three kids took me to a rock 'n' roll concert
The of music, old-school funk

It was the first time I got off the truck the music made me control
The singer asked if we were having fun
I said, "Fucking crank that 'n' roll"
The women at the show were
As danced sexily on the soft grass
One of them even petted my fur, me in the goat-ass

Then long-haired guys grabbed me by the horns
And threw me in the pit
passed me around and treated me nice
Till I nervously sprayed them shit
Then the stopped and everything was quite
And all the rock 'n' rollers started a fucking

the goat, kill the goat
Kill the goat, kill the

chased me under the bleachers
They chased me onto the
They me into an alley
And said, "I was a dead goat meat"

But then I saw a that I never thought I'd see
The old man his hickory stick
But he swinging at me
"Fuck you, pot-smoking turkeys don't you your luck"

The long hairs ran screaming as I scrambled onto the truck
When we got home, the old man said, "Goat, you broke the law"
No, please, sorry,
I'll let it go this time, but if you leave I'll break your fucking jaw
Super, great,

you old man, for saving my life
Thank you and again
You have let them barbecue me
But you like a friend

"I'm not your friend, I even like you I'm just not drunk," he said
To prove his point, he drank a bottle of alcohol
And beat the shit out of my head
Ow, ow, you're me old man

night I served a concussion
Deep my goat brain
I cannot feel my tail bone
And I'll probably walk straight again, yeah

I guess you'd call me a
A punching bag for the old man to
Just because his left him
For his brother's abnormally large

He could have been my
But instead he's a crazy old
And once again, I go to sleep in my home
The of the pick-up truck

Goodnight, old man
Yeah, goat