Luyện nghe bài hát The Girlie Had a Mustache

(Get down)

[ VERSE 1: The Fresh ]
I was.. cruisin the avenue, early one Friday
When I saw what I was a lady walkin my way
I turned my back to
And I said, "Hm-hm, me," and she walked past
She was about 5'6", or maybe six and a
a body like a goddess, man, this girl was bad!
Tight leather pants fit like a drum
And two big - yeah well, she had
Anyway from she was fine
But when she turned around, her mustache was bigger mine
At I laughed, cause yo, to me that was funny
But the laughter ceased when she "Hey honey!"
At first I was confused, I was spell-bound
My mouth wide open and my chin on the
And then it hit me, a bolt from the sky
I thought: hold up - wait - this is a guy?!
I tried to get away, I said, "Well, never
Maybe see you some other time"
But then he me by my arm and told me I couldn't leave
And said, "Hey boy, you look cute in them jeans!"
This had to be the most embarrassing thing in the
My whole neighborhood was watchin me get up by a girl
And when my homeboys came, didn't let me explain
said, "Prince, you're a sucker, you should be ashamed"
My pride was busted along with my eye
Cause my homeboys didn't realize that this was a guy
And in retrospect I had to
I can't believe I didn't notice that girlie had a mustache

[ VERSE 2: The Fresh ]
I last year, the day was October 5th
And my family away on a weekend ski trip
And left $100 and a note by the phone
said: 'Don't have any company till we get home'
No I'm 18! They must be jokin!
And by 10 my was smokin
All of my friends their hands in the air
(PARTY OVER HERE, PARTY OVER THERE!)
The party was jammin at least about 5
And as my friends were leaving, they were "Homes, it was live!"
I thought the party was over, but really was beginnin
I turned around I thought I was dreamin, I saw four
in red leather, tight to their booties
I gestured my index finger: come here, cuties
I tried to be chill, I wanna scare em
I said, "Hi, my the Prince," they said, "Hi Prince, we're your harem"
I didn't waste time, I started shootin the
I said, "Y'all the type of I'd like to spend some time with"
I walked upstairs, my was pumpin
Till one hit me in the head with a lamp or
The next I remember is wakin up nearly dead
another Fred Flintstone lump on my head
Of I was mad, this type of thing can burn at you
They tied me up and they were stealin my
I said, "Yo sweetheart, what's wrong you?
What of stuff is this for a nice girl like you to do?"
She turned around and and laughed
And that's the way I noticed that the girlie had a mustache
Not four girls, guys!
They were in disguise, it was a set up all the
I made a complete fool of myself day
My parents pullin up just as the u-haul truck was pullin away
They walked in, looked like seen a ghost
There I was, gagged and bound and tied to the bed
My pop walked in and asked a question
"Son, where's the furniture and why is your so messy?"
Obviously Holmes had been arrived
I said, "What do you think, dad, maybe we robbed?!"
"I'm up, nothing's in one piece
Let's the facts later, mom, please call the police"
I wanted to a party, I thought I was clever
My pop told me I was on forever!
And in I had to laugh
I believe I didn't notice that the girlie had a mustache