Waldo had reached his limit. it was now mid-august which meant that he had been separated from marsha for more than two months. two months, and all he had to show was three dog-eared let And two very expensive distance phone calls. when school had ended and she'd returned to wisconsin, and he to locust, pennsylvania. she had sworn to maintain a certain fidelity, she would d Ccasionally, but merely as amusement. she would faithfull.
But lately waldo had begun to worry. he had trouble sleeping at night and when he did, he had horrible dreams. he lay awake at night, tossing and turning underneath his quilt protector, Welling in his eyes. as he pictured marsha, her sworn vows overcome by liquor and the smooth of some neanderthal, finally submitting to the final caresses of sexual oblivion. it was mo An the human could bear.
Visions of marsha's faithlessness haunted him. daytime fantasies of sexual permeated his thoughts. and the thing was they wouldn't really understand how she really was. he, waldo, alone, Rstood this. he had intuitively grasped every nook and cranny of her psyche. he had made her smile, and she needed him, and he there. (ahhh....)
The idea came to him on the thursday before the mummers' parade was scheduled to appear. he had just finished mowing and etching the edelsons for a dollar fifty and had checked the mailbox E if there was at least a word from marsha. was nothing more than a circular from the amalgamated aluminum company of america inquiring into his zoning needs. at least they cared enough to E. it was a new york company. you could go in the mail.
Then it struck him, he didn't have enough money to go to wisconsin in the accepted fashion, true, but why not mail himself? it was absurdly simple. he would ship parcel post special deli The next day waldo went to the supermarket to purchase the necessary equipment. he bought masking tape, a gun and a medium sized box, just right for a person of his built. he judged that A minimum of jostling he could ride quite comfortably. a few airholes, some water, of course, snacks and it would probably be as good as going tourist.
By friday afternoon, waldo was set. he was packed and the post office had agreed to him up at three o'clock. he'd marked the package "fragile", and as he sat curled up inside, res The foam rubber cushioning he'd thoughtfully included, he tried to picture the look of awe and happiness on marshas face as she opened the door, saw the package, the deliverer, and then o It to see her waldo finally there in person. she would kiss him, then, maybe they could see a movie. if he'd thought of this before. suddenly rough hands gripped his package and he felt hi Barne up. he landed with a in a truck and then he was off.
Marsha bronson had just finished setting her hair. it had been a very rough weekend. she had to remember not to drink like that. bill had been nice about it though. it was over he'd said t E still respected her and, after all, it was certainly the way of nature, and though, no he didn't love her, he did feel an affection for her. and, after all, they were grown adults. oh, wh Lly could teach waldo - but that seemed like ago.
Sheila klein, her very, very best walked in through the porch screen door and into the kitchen.
"oh god, it's maudlin outside."
"i know what you mean, I feel all icky!" marsha her cotton robe with the silk outer edge. sheila ran her finger over some salt grains on the kitchen table, licked her fingers a face.
"i'm supposed to take these salt pills," but she wrinkled her nose, "they me feel like throwing up." marsha started to pat herself under the chin, an exercise she'd seen Elevision. "god, don't even talk about that." she got up from the table and went to the sink where she picked up a bottle of pink and blue vitamins. "want one? supposed to be An steak." and to touch her knees.
"i don't think I'll ever a daiquiri again." she gave up and sat down, this time nearer the table that supported the telephone. "maybe bill will call." she said to sheil Lance. sheila on a cuticle.
"after night, I thought maybe you'd be through with him."
"i know you mean, my god, he was like an octopus. hands all over the place." she gestured, raising her arms upwards in defense. "the thing is after a while, you get tired of Ing with him, you know, and after all he didn't really do anything friday and saturday so I kind of owed it to him, you know what I mean." she to scratch.
Sheila was giggling her hand over her mouth. "i'll tell you, I feel the same way, and even after a while," here she bend forward in a whisper, wanted to," and now she was lau loudly.
It was at this point that mr. jameison of the clarence darrow post office rang the door bell of the large colored stucco house. when marsha bronson opened the door, he helped her carry the Age in. he had his yellow and green slips of paper signed and with a fifteen cent tip that marsha had gotten out of her mothers small beige pocketbook in the den.
"what do you it is? " sheila asked.
Marsha stood with her arms folded behind her back. she at the brown cardboard carton that sat in the middle of the living room: "i don't know."
Inside the package waldo quivered with excitement as he listened to the voices. sheila ran her fingernail over the masking tape that ran down the center of the carton. "why don't yo K at the address and see who it is from? "
Waldo his heart beating. he could feel the vibrating footsteps. it would be soon.
Marsha walked around the carton and read the label. "god, it's from waldo."
"that schmuck!" sheila.
Waldo trembled expectation.
"you might as well it," said sheila. both of them tried to flip the stable flap.
"ah," said marsha groaning. "he must have nailed it shut." they tagged at the flap again. "my god, you need a power drill to get this thing opened." they aga Quot;you can't get a grip!" they stood still, breathing heavily. "why don't you get the scissors," said sheila. marsha ran into the kitchen, but all she could find was a litt Wing scissors. then she remembered that her father kept a collection of in the basement. she ran downstairs and when she came back, she had a large metal cutter in her hand. "this is Est I could find." she was out of breath. "here, you do it. I'm gonna die." she sank into a large fluffy couch and exhaled noisily. sheila to make a slit between the masking And the end of the cardboard, but the blade was too big and there was not enough room. "g-damn this thing!" she said feeling very exaspe- rated. then, "i got an idea.&quo Uot;what? " marsha. "just watch," said sheila touching her finger to her head.
Inside the package, waldo was transfixed with that he could hardly breathe. his skin felt prickly from the heat and he could feel his heart beating in his throat. it would be soon.
Sheila stood quite upright and walked around to the other side of the package. then she sank down to her knees, grasped the cutter by both hands, took a deep and plunged the long blade th The middle of the package, through the of the masking tape, through the card-board through the cushioning and right through the center of waldo jeffers head, which split slightly and cau Ittle rhythmic arcs of red to pulsate gently in the sun.