Waldo jeffers had reached his limit. it was now mid-august which meant that he had been separated from marsha for more two months. two months, and all he had to show was three dog-eared let And two very expensive distance phone calls. when school had ended and she'd returned to wisconsin, and he to locust, pennsylvania. she had sworn to maintain a certain fidelity, she would d Ccasionally, but merely as amusement. she remain faithfull.
But lately waldo had begun to worry. he had trouble sleeping at night and when he did, he had horrible dreams. he lay awake at night, and turning underneath his pleated quilt protector, Welling in his eyes. as he pictured marsha, her sworn vows overcome by liquor and the smooth soothing of some neanderthal, finally submitting to the final of sexual oblivion. it was mo An the mind could bear.
Visions of marsha's faithlessness him. daytime fantasies of sexual abandon permeated his thoughts. and the thing was they wouldn't really understand how she really was. he, waldo, alone, Rstood this. he had intuitively grasped every nook and cranny of her psyche. he had her smile, and she needed him, and he wasn't there. (ahhh....)
The idea came to him on the thursday before the mummers' parade was to appear. he had just finished mowing and etching the edelsons lawn for a dollar fifty and had checked the mailbox E if there was at least a word from marsha. there was nothing more than a circular from the amalgamated aluminum company of america inquiring his zoning needs. at least they cared enough to E. it was a new york company. you go anywhere in the mail.
Then it struck him, he didn't have enough money to go to wisconsin in the accepted fashion, true, but why not mail himself? it was absurdly simple. he ship himself parcel post special deli The next day waldo to the supermarket to purchase the necessary equipment. he bought masking tape, a staple gun and a medium sized box, just right for a person of his built. he judged that A minimum of jostling he could ride quite comfortably. a few airholes, some water, of course, midnight snacks and it would probably be as as going tourist.
By friday afternoon, waldo was set. he was packed and the post office had agreed to pick him up at three o'clock. he'd marked the "fragile", and as he sat curled up inside, res The foam rubber cushioning he'd included, he tried to picture the look of awe and happiness on marshas face as she opened the door, saw the package, tipped the deliverer, and then o It to see her waldo finally there in person. she would kiss him, then, maybe they could see a movie. if he'd thought of this before. suddenly rough hands gripped his package and he felt hi up. he landed with a thud in a truck and then he was off.
Marsha bronson had just finished setting her hair. it had been a very rough weekend. she had to remember not to drink like that. had been nice about it though. after it was over he'd said t E still respected her and, all, it was certainly the way of nature, and even though, no he didn't love her, he did feel an affection for her. and, after all, they were grown adults. oh, wh Lly could teach - but that seemed like years ago.
Sheila klein, her very, very best friend in through the porch screen door and into the kitchen.
"oh god, it's absolutely outside."
"i know what you mean, I feel all icky!" marsha tightened her cotton robe with the outer edge. sheila ran her finger over some salt grains on the kitchen table, licked her fingers a face.
"i'm supposed to take these salt pills," but she wrinkled her nose, "they make me feel like throwing up." started to pat herself under the chin, an exercise she'd seen Elevision. "god, don't even talk about that." she got up from the table and went to the where she picked up a bottle of pink and blue vitamins. "want one? supposed to be bett An steak." and attempted to her knees.
"i think I'll ever touch a daiquiri again." she gave up and sat down, this time nearer the table that supported the telephone. "maybe bill will call." she said to sheil Lance. nibbled on a cuticle.
"after last night, I thought you'd be through with him."
"i know what you mean, my god, he was like an octopus. all over the place." she gestured, raising her arms upwards in defense. "the thing is after a while, you get tired of Ing with him, you know, and after all he didn't really do anything friday and so I kind of owed it to him, you know what I mean." she started to scratch.
Sheila was giggling with her hand over her mouth. "i'll tell you, I feel the same way, and even after a while," she bend forward in a whisper, wanted to," and now she was lau loudly.
It was at this point that mr. jameison of the clarence darrow post office rang the door bell of the colored stucco frame house. when marsha bronson opened the door, he helped her carry the Age in. he had his yellow and green slips of paper signed and left with a fifteen tip that marsha had gotten out of her mothers small beige pocketbook in the den.
"what do you it is? " sheila asked.
Marsha stood with her arms folded behind her back. she stared at the brown cardboard carton that sat in the middle of the living "i don't know."
the package waldo quivered with excitement as he listened to the muffled voices. sheila ran her fingernail over the masking tape that ran down the center of the carton. "why don't yo K at the address and see who it is from? "
Waldo felt his beating. he could feel the vibrating footsteps. it would be soon.
Marsha walked around the carton and read the ink-scratched label. "god, it's waldo."
"that schmuck!" sheila.
Waldo trembled expectation.
"you might as well open it," said sheila. both of them to flip the stable flap.
"ah," said marsha groaning. "he must have nailed it shut." they tagged at the flap again. "my god, you a power drill to get this thing opened." they pulled aga Quot;you can't get a grip!" they both stood still, breathing heavily. "why you get the scissors," said sheila. marsha ran into the kitchen, but all she could find was a litt Wing scissors. then she remembered that her father kept a collection of in the basement. she ran downstairs and when she came back, she had a large metal cutter in her hand. "this is Est I could find." she was out of breath. "here, you do it. I'm gonna die." she sank a large fluffy couch and exhaled noisily. sheila tried to make a slit between the masking And the end of the cardboard, but the was too big and there was not enough room. "g-damn this thing!" she said feeling very exaspe- rated. then, smiling "i got an idea.&quo Uot;what? " marsha. "just watch," said sheila touching her finger to her head.
Inside the package, waldo was transfixed with excitement that he could breathe. his skin felt prickly from the heat and he could feel his heart beating in his throat. it would be soon.
Sheila stood quite upright and walked around to the other side of the package. then she sank down to her knees, grasped the cutter by both hands, took a deep breath and the long blade th The middle of the package, through the middle of the masking tape, through the through the cushioning and right through the center of waldo jeffers head, which split slightly and cau Ittle rhythmic arcs of red to gently in the morning sun.