Woman goes to heaven, not important when 'Cause as soon as she God has to send her down again got an extra five years to clean up after men I mean no disrespect God, but you make it ten
Well if heaven's an improvement I won't mind the squeeze I've got a few more birds down there, after bees Trying to their bees
So don't be shocked who Or who just calmly A type of behavior The list just creates
No for lively discussion No time for televised The well-meaning become well meant It's the sell or hell at the gates, the gates
Alcoholic finds himself the pearly gates I've only got one God, a few outstanding slates Any tab you used to have been passed to so mates And after they've they're off to the land of empty crates
Heaven is a glass, neither empty nor half full So do us all a favor God and that thing a pull Give that thing a
So be shocked who queue-jumps Or who just waits A certain of behavior The guest just creates
No time for discussion No time for televised The well-meaning become the well meant It's the sell or hell at the gates, the gates
turns up hours late, he had to get it right If you're gonna look cool in heaven wear something than white close to arrogance, just slightly more polite Fashion a jumble sale at a slightly different height At a different height
So don't be who queue-jumps Or who just waits A certain of behavior The list just creates
No time for lively No for televised debates The well-meaning soon become the well the hard sell or hell at the gates, the gates The gates, the