The Full Catastrophe

I've ridden down Sunset
I drank expensive wine
I've been married
Two dozen times
Raised ten children
On a workman's pay

And I'm glad to say
I've enjoyed everyday
Of the full catastrophe of this life

I've sat in courtrooms
Had people call me names
I've been to London town
On a supersonic plane
I was lovin' your wife
While you were lovin' mine

I'm glad to say
I've enjoyed everyday
Of the full catastrophe of life

I've opened my belt
To troubles everyday
Ain't looking for a fight
But you know I won't run away
From the full catastrophe of life

I've seen the goodness
I've known the baddest around
I was tattooed
When it first came out
I shook the hand
That showed Moses the way

I'm glad to say
I've enjoyed everyday
Of the full catastrophe of this life