The Fourth Drink Instinct

She's doesn't deserve to be in no place like this, all alone
She's underage and so very, very brave
Her fake ID lent her credibility, she sits at the bar
The gents are gonna try so hard

He said it was a one night stand
But the alcohol didn't let her understand
Yeah, he said it was a one night stand
A one night stand

So what made you think that he couldn't find a door in the morning?
When he found that bed so easily in the dark
What made you think that he couldn't find a door in the morning?
When he found that bed so easily in the dark

So the bartender who tends to pretend that he's concerned
Says, "Girly, girly, you're at your best when you're sober"
And she slurs, "No, no, just one more"
And one turns into four, the fourth drink instinct is taking over
And the gentleman is leading her towards the door

So what made you think that he couldn't find a door in the morning?
When he found that bed so easily in the dark
And what made you think that he couldn't find a door in the morning?
When he found that bed so easily in the dark

She thought that she could buy happiness by, by the bottle
She thought that she could buy happiness by, by the bottle
She thought that she could buy happiness by, by the bottle

So what made you think that he couldn't find a door in the morning?
When he found that bed so easily in the dark
So what made you think that he couldn't find a door in the morning?
When he found that bed so easily in the dark

He said it was a one night stand
But the alcohol didn't let her understand
Yeah, he said it was a one night stand
A one night stand