The Football Song

Phone started ringing just after kickoff
Return man fumbled the ball
Now I ain't lying someone better be dying
Cuz this ain't a good time for a call
Well I spilled my beer
As I reached for the phone
Her voice was hard to ignore
The next thing I knew
The first quarter was through
And I wasn't even sure of the score

You can call me late at night
You can call me in the day
You can call my cell
Or the home phone as well
But please please don't call me on
A Sunday afternoon

By halftime I began to wince
And I didn't know what to say
So I put the phone down at the start of the third
Hoping I could catch a couple of plays
Well my beer was flat
But the game was exciting
Clock was just a-tickin on down
I picked up the phone
At the end of the quarter
And she never even knew I was gone

You can call me late at night
You can call me in the day
You can call my cell
Or the home phone as well
But please please don't call me on
A Sunday afternoon

To call on a Sunday without a clearance
Well that's offensive interference
Flag on the play!

Well the game is done
I'm not sure who won
Hey there's one more thing on my mind
Please call me again
If you wish my friend
But Monday night's really not a good time

You can call me late at night
You can call me in the day
You can call my cell
Or the home phone as well
But please please don't call me on
A Sunday afternoon
Oh no no please please don't call me on
A Sunday afternoon