The Fad Of The Land

I'm a marinade
Of what's hot this summer
I'm an early comer
Bought a gulf war hummer

Every fad I feel it's force
Every trend I do endorse
Got my genome mapping
Caught my smart dog napping

I'm charging up the new, new thing
I'm answering a customized ring
I'm starting from the place you stop
I'm packing for an ego trip, hop

Stop the scam you day traders in a traffic jam
Can the craze all you players outta plays
Fight the man all you suckers for a better brand
They got us living on the fad of the land

Get your pager on
'Cuz you know my number
I'm a wireless wonder
Got thumbs of thunder

I'm charging up the new, new thing
I'm answering a customized ring
I'm starting from the place you stop
I'm packing for an ego trip, hop

Stop the scam you day traders in a traffic jam
Can the craze all you players outta plays
Fight the man all you suckers for a better brand
They got us living on the fad of the land

Soul daddies in a fire wire tumble dryer
Soul mamas broke the breaker
Soul children packin' Prozac pacifiers
Get your plug-in we all need to plug in to our maker

I'm messing up the new, new thing
I'm answering a customized ring
I'm starting from the place you stop
I'm packing for an ego trip, hop

Stop the scam, can the craze, fight the man
They got us living on the fad of the land

Stop the scam you day traders in a traffic jam
Can the craze all you players outta plays
Fight the man all you suckers for a better brand
They got us living on the fad of the land
They got us living on the fad of the land
They got us living on the fad of the land