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"The Everclear Song" Videos
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Everyday in lunch in high school,
And all of my senior year,
I'd drink my Coca-Cola with a touch of everclear.
I never had to study math, science or history,
I'd have a chemical flashback to jog my memory.
In my junior year I swore I loved sweet Miss Sherrie-Ann,
One night I put some everclear in her Dr. Pepper can.
I thought it'd make her easy, but she took it pretty hard,
I took her home and rang her doorbell, left her lyin' in the yard.
Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat.
Whiskey makes me nauseous, tell me who the hell needs that?
If you're thinkin' about drinkin', then the answer's crystal clear,
Its the invisible intoxicant....its called everclear.
I remember my church picnic in the spring of '89,
They had 4 fresh watermelon sliced right off the vine.
When they bowed their heads giving grace for the food,
Hey, I pulled out the bottle, and I soaked them melons good.
Well they never knew what hit 'em, when the potion went to work,
They had Grandma's doin' backflips, Grandpa's lookin' up their skirts.
They were singing Hallelujah and Willie Nelson songs,
Preacher said it was the best dang picnic,
That the baptists had ever thrown.
Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat.
Whiskey makes me nauseous, tell me who the hell needs that?
If you're thinkin' about drinkin', then the answer's crystal clear,
Its the invisible intoxicant....its called everclear.
When I'm drinkin' everclear, I think I'm king of this whole world,
I'm bigger and badder than John Wayne and cooler than Steve Earle.
Until I wake up and I'm face down in the hall,
Hey, I'm completely naked, for a reason I can't recall.
Well I'm kinda, sorta thinkin' that maybe I met a chick,
'Cause there's perfume in the air, and there's lipstick on my neck.
Well I hope that she was pretty and I hope that she was kind,
Enough to leave my clothes somewhere they're easy to find.
Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat.
Whiskey makes me nauseous; tell me who the hell needs that?
If you're thinkin' about drinkin', then the answer's crystal clear,
Its the invisible intoxicant....its called everclear.
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- Love 2007
- Love Is Crazy 2007
- Long Way to Mexico 2007
- Moving On 2007
- Love Is So Sweet 2007
- River Song 2014
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- Having Fun All Wrong 2008
- Until the Thought of You 2007
- Feel Again 2007
- L.A. Freeway 2007
- Waiting on You 2007
- What's A Lonely Girl To Do 2007
- Storybook 2007
- The Day You Went Away 2007
- The Morning 2007
- Introduction 2008
- A Pirate Looks At Forty 2008
- All for the Sake of the Song 2007
- Shreveport to New Orleans 2007
- Some Get Rich 2007
- The Mucky Duck Outtakes 2008
- Crying, Moaning...Kind of Feeling 2007
- Fun All Wrong 2007
- Mother's A Redneck Too 2007
- Should've Learned By Now 2007
- Crying, Moaning 2008
- Let It Roll 2007
- Late Night Case of the Blues 2007
- Goodbye 2007
- Good Old Days 2007
- Gypsyland 2007
- I Can Too 2007
- I Say When I Drink What I Think.... 2007
- I Got The Guns 2007
- Things Look Good Around Here 2007
- A Feeling I Get 2007
Singles
80 songs
- The Everclear Song 2008
- The Everclear Song 2008
- Everclear 2007
- Rancho Grande 2007
- Everclear 2007
- Love 2007
- Love 2007
- Love Is Crazy 2007
- Long Way to Mexico 2007
- Long Way to Mexico 2007
- Rancho Grande 2007
- Moving On 2007
- Love Is So Sweet 2007
- Until the Thought of You 2007
- Delicacy of a Rose 2007
- Having Fun All Wrong 2008
- River Song 2014
- A Pirate Looks At Forty 2008
- Late Night Case of the Blues 2007
- Good Old Days 2007
- River Song 2014
- Until the Thought of You 2007
- Feel Again 2007
- What's A Lonely Girl To Do 2007
- Waiting on You 2007
- The Morning 2007
- Introduction 2008
- The Day You Went Away 2007
- Having Fun All Wrong 2008
- The Mucky Duck Outtakes 2008
- Storybook 2007
- I Got The Guns 2007
- A Feeling I Get 2007
- L.A. Freeway 2007
- Goodbye 2007
- I Got The Guns 2007
- Should've Learned By Now 2007
- Mother's A Redneck Too 2007
- Love Is So Sweet 2007
- Let It Roll 2007
- I Say When I Drink What I Think.... 2007
- I Can Too 2007
- Gypsyland 2007
- Crying, Moaning 2008
- Fun All Wrong 2007
- Feel Again 2007
- Delicacy of a Rose 2007
- Crying, Moaning...Kind of Feeling 2007
- All for the Sake of the Song 2007
- Shreveport to New Orleans 2007
- Some Get Rich 2007
- Things Look Good Around Here 2007
- What's A Lonely Girl To Do 2007
- I Say When I Drink What I Think.... 2007
- I Can Too 2007
- Gypsyland 2007
- Good Old Days 2007
- Goodbye 2007
- Late Night Case of the Blues 2007
- Let It Roll 2007
- Crying, Moaning 2008
- Should've Learned By Now 2007
- Mother's A Redneck Too 2007
- Fun All Wrong 2007
- L.A. Freeway 2007
- Waiting on You 2007
- Moving On 2007
- Storybook 2007
- The Day You Went Away 2007
- The Morning 2007
- Introduction 2008
- A Pirate Looks At Forty 2008
- All for the Sake of the Song 2007
- Shreveport to New Orleans 2007
- Some Get Rich 2007
- The Mucky Duck Outtakes 2008
- Crying, Moaning...Kind of Feeling 2007
- Things Look Good Around Here 2007
- A Feeling I Get 2007
- Love Is Crazy 2007
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