The End Of The World

Though it strikes you as seeming a little absurd
I'm here to announce the end of the world
It'll happen sometime between now and high noon
It doesn't give you much time as it's happening real soon

It'll start with a whimper, it'll end with a bang
It'll leave a big hole where we could have sang

This is the end, the end of the world
For five thousand years you must surely have heard
Nostradamus and Jesus and Buddha and Me
We said it was coming, now just wait and see

So everyone outside look up at the sky
It's the last time you'll see it, so wave it goodbye
You took it for granted, you thought it was free
Say goodbye to the leaves, the trees and the sea

There's nothing more useless than a car that won't start
But it's even more useless at the end of the world

This is the end, the end of the world
For five thousand years you must surely have heard
Nostradamus and Jesus and Buddah and Me
We said it was coming and now wait and see