The Dada Polka

People of Earth, when you dance, dance the Dada Polka
Life is only a dream
When in the mood for romance dance the Dada Polka
Be as cute as you seem

Gyrate like a gyroscope
Collide like a kaleidoscope, freeze

Do something, anything
Do something please

People of Earth don't just stand there
The Dada Polka is as fun as it sounds
Move hips and hands when the band plays the Dada Polka
You may lose a few pounds

Gyrate like a gyroscope
Collide like a kaleidoscope, change

Do something, anything
Do something strange

People of Mars you too must do the Dada Polka
It's the meaning of life
Fill any partner with lust, do the Dada Polka
Soon there'll be a new wife

Gyrate like a gyroscope
Collide like a kaleidoscope, do

Do something, anything
Do something blue

Do something, anything
Do something a little out of character, it won't kill you
Do something, anything
Do something true