The Christmas Mash

I was building in the workshop late one night
When my eyes beheld a joyous sight
For the toys that I'd built began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

They did the Christmas mash
It was a North-pole smash
It caught on in a flash
They did the Christmas mash

From my toy workshop in the Castle Clause
To the reindeer stables where they stomp their paws
The elves all came from their humble abodes
They climbed into my sleigh and away they rode

They did the Christmas mash
It was a North-pole smash
They caught on in a flash
They did the Christmas mash

The elves were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included the snowman
Rudolph and his son

The scene was rockin' all were decking the halls
We drank lots of egg-nog and danced with the elves
The three wise men were about to appear
With the fruit cake for Santa that I gave them last year

They played the Christmas mash
It was a North-pole smash
It caught on in a flash
They played the Christmas mash

Down from his window Scrooge's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by, just one thing
Opened the shudders and threw open the sash
"What ever happened to my Bah-Humbug Dash"

It's now the Christmas mash
And It's a North-Pole smash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the Christmas mash

Now everything's cool, and Scrooge is a part of the band
And my Christmas mash is the hit of the land
For good boys and girls this mash was meant too
When I get to your rooftop I'll come and teach you

Then you can Christmas mash
And do my North-pole smash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can Christmas mash

Ho-Ho Mash good

Easy Prancer you impetuous young buck

Mash good

Ho-Ho-Ho!

On Donner on Blitzen

Dance away, Dance away, Dance away all!

Ho-Ho-Ho!