Luyện nghe bài hát The Cheque's In the Post

Me and my lawyer sat and worked out
The full of the wrongs I have done you
And I'm sending the to you

For giving you
When I have been treating you well
Reparation: 500 £5 notes in a

For about your weight
For complaining you were late
Compensation: £2000, the rate

For the we were out
And my eye roving about
Settling on younger
Fifteen hundred, say it's

Running £6 350
With tax on
And that's the end of one

For attacking your
pantheistic new age religion
Say the sum of

When I said new dress wasn't splendid
I told you the way the film ended
I know I was wrong: this token

And for passing the I'd taken
Of body totally naked
our friends
Let's call it a £9 000

total: £24 063
On its way to you
And is just the end of two

Me and my lawyer sat and worked out
The real cost of the I have done you
And I'm the money to you

And for my next
we had sex on the floor of the kitchen
I sang it in a -- accept 10 000 -- make that 11 000 pounds

And for failing to enough time
To the that could have been mine
It's not that I care
My love it's just so hard to find a

Worst of all I stopped loving your
you feel so low
Though my lawyer says no can be apportioned
For beyond my control
So now I'm all up
And absolved this guilt
I'm going to get another in
my quilt
And run up
Another debt

Mary, pray for me now
Now and at the hour of my