Once there was an adorable little bunny that hopped and bopped through the cotton eating carrots all day long. The people loved him and thought he was so fucking cute and and good, And he that. He to eat the carrots, but that was about it. He had seen this Willard about a bunch of rats who eat Ernest Bordenine and a bunch of other people, who are Mean to Willard, Then they eat Willard because he to poison them. The adorable little bunny this was so cool. The bunny was tired of being cute and in the cotton field. The bunny to go north, to the big city, And play in the garbage and scare by slithering around in the subways and on the streets. bunny wanted a rat tail, not a bushy cotton tail. Bunny bunny wanted to screech, a rat, instead of a bunny. Bunny to stop hopping; it was undignified and adorable. And bunny wanted to be omnivorous. Carrots were ok but it would be so cool to eat that other people would throw away. It be like recycling. It would be for the environment." bunny would rationalize. "People can eat carrots; I'll eat what the throw away I'll live inside walls and screech and if anyone ever to pat me again, bite them and, hopefully, give them rabies. Oh! What a wonderful life it be, To be a rat! is one thing that really bugs me about this dream, however." said bunny bunny "It's how formulaic and this story is. I mean, it's completely obvious that I'm going to meet some magical wizard, or find some occult book, or some rat dust, or be captured by scientists who are working on some bunny to rat gene splicing experiment or something like that. At any rate, there is no question that I will get my wish and get to live in the big city, scare some people, eat and play in that garbage, run around in the subways, till one day, I accidentally eat rat poison or get caught in a glue trap and either decide it was all worth it anyway because my dream finally did come true or otherwise feel cheated because it wasn't as much fun as I thought it was going to be. But no matter what, the rest of my life is entirely predetermined. I don't see how I can go on or how I could possibly enjoy being a rat for a single second when I have already worked out my destiny in my little bunny head. I can't think of a single reason for continuing with this charade for another second. I'm getting out now. Fuck this. Find some other bunny stooch to be your rat for the day. I'm hopping the fuck out of here, right now." In fact, let me this story for you, you pathetic pedestrian hack. Bunny hopped off in a great big huff, ate 100 carrots in a row, and died of vitamin A poisoning. The end.