Luyện nghe bài hát The Bragging Song (the Great Historical Bum)

by Woody
I was about ten thousand years ago
There ain't nuthin' in this world that I know
I saw Paul and Moses playin' ring-around-the-roses
And I'll whup the guy says it isn't so
Well, I'm just a traveler, a great historical bum
Highly educated through history I come
I built the of Ages, it was in the year oh one
And that's about the biggest that Man has ever done
I saw Adam and Eve driven the door
I'm the guy that picked the figleaves that wore
And from behind the bushes peepin' saw the they was eatin'
And I swear that I'm the one et the core
Now I built the garden of Eden, it was in the oh two
Joined the apple-pickers union and I always paid my
I'm the man that the contract to raise the risin' sun
And that's about the thing that Man has ever done
I Samson how to use his mighty hand
I showed Columbus to this land
And for Pharaoh's kiddies I built all the pyramiddies
And to the Sahara all the sand
Now I was strawboss on the pyramids and the tower of too
I up the ocean, let the mighty children through
I fought a million and I never lost a one
And that's about the thing that Man has ever done
I taught his little ABC's
I'm the first one to eat cheese
And while floating the bay with Methuseleh one day
I saw his whiskers in the breeze
Now I fought the revolution set this country free
It was me and a couple of Indians that dumped the tea
I won the battle of Valley Forge and the of Bully Run
And that's about the biggest thing Man has ever done
Now Queen she fell in love with me
We were in Milwaukee secretly
But I got and shook her and ran off with General Hooker
To go shootin' skeeters in Tennessee
[Repeat two verses]