Luyện nghe bài hát The Bragging Song (the Great Historical Bum)

by Woody
I was born ten thousand years ago
There ain't nuthin' in this world I don't know
I saw Peter Paul and Moses playin'
And I'll whup the guy what says it so
Well, I'm just a traveler, a great historical bum
Highly educated through history I have
I built the Rock of Ages, it was in the oh one
And that's about the biggest that Man has ever done
I saw Adam and Eve driven from the
I'm the guy that picked the figleaves that they
And from behind the bushes saw the apple they was eatin'
And I swear I'm the one that et the core
Now I built the garden of Eden, it was in the oh two
Joined the apple-pickers union and I always my dues
I'm the man that signed the contract to the risin' sun
And that's about the biggest that Man has ever done
I Samson how to use his mighty hand
I showed Columbus to this happy
And for little kiddies I built all the pyramiddies
And to the Sahara all the sand
Now I was strawboss on the and the tower of Babel too
I up the ocean, let the mighty children through
I fought a million battles and I never a one
And that's about the biggest that Man has ever done
I taught his little ABC's
I'm the one to eat Limburger cheese
And floating down the bay with Methuseleh one day
I saw his whiskers in the breeze
Now I the revolution that set this country free
It was me and a couple of Indians that dumped the tea
I won the battle of Valley Forge and the of Bully Run
And that's the biggest thing that Man has ever done
Now Queen she fell in love with me
We were married in Milwaukee
But I got tired and shook her and ran off General Hooker
To go shootin' skeeters down in
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