Luyện nghe bài hát The Bragging Song (the Great Historical Bum)

by Woody
I was born ten thousand years ago
There ain't nuthin' in this world that I don't
I saw Paul and Moses playin' ring-around-the-roses
And whup the guy what says it isn't so
Well, I'm just a lonesome traveler, a great bum
Highly through history I have come
I built the Rock of Ages, it was in the oh one
And that's the biggest thing that Man has ever done
I saw Adam and Eve from the door
I'm the guy that picked the figleaves that wore
And from behind the bushes peepin' saw the they was eatin'
And I that I'm the one that et the core
Now I built the garden of Eden, it was in the oh two
Joined the apple-pickers union and I paid my dues
I'm the man that signed the to raise the risin' sun
And that's about the biggest thing that Man has ever
I taught Samson how to use his hand
I showed to this happy land
And for Pharaoh's little kiddies I built all the
And to the Sahara all the sand
Now I was strawboss on the pyramids and the tower of too
I opened up the ocean, let the mighty through
I fought a battles and I never lost a one
And that's about the biggest thing that Man has done
I Solomon his little ABC's
I'm the first one to eat Limburger
And floating down the bay with Methuseleh one day
I saw his whiskers floating in the
Now I fought the revolution that set this country
It was me and a couple of Indians dumped the Boston tea
I won the battle of Valley Forge and the battle of Run
And that's about the biggest thing Man has ever done
Now Queen Elizabeth she in love with me
We were married in Milwaukee
But I got tired and shook her and ran off General Hooker
To go skeeters down in Tennessee
first two verses]