Luyện nghe bài hát The Boob Fairy

When I was in my years, I did just what I should
I listened to my and I was kind and sweet and good
And my and I did rituals and I prayed with all my might
That this would be the evening that stop along her flight
Well, that was several years ago and that chick's overdue
And it's time I came to terms something plainly clear to you.

The fairy never came for me
No, the boob never came for me
Okay, I'm spunky and I'm and I've got a great personality
But the boob fairy never for me

Well, we were the third on a country drive, I thought
Maybe she just got lost, so I my bra on the mailbox
Til the took it off
And all my got visits and expanded through the years
And left me to the gods buying training bras at Sears
Still I harbor hopes, she'll for me, I know she will
I'd get 'em done myself if agree to fit the bill

The fairy never came for me
No the boob fairy never for me
Look, I wasn't wanting melons, just a curvaceous "B"
But the boob never came for me.

This isn't a about boobs. Not really. The boobs are just a set of metaphors to symbolize everyone's fear of human inadequacy. Hey! We've all felt the pain of being dissed by one fairy or another, so during the next refrain I want you to join in with your own fairy that never paid a call. Maybe it's the height fairy or the butt nymph. Men, maybe it's the pectoral or hair fairy or maybe some other fairy you just want to mumble about. Look, nobody's going to ask you to enunciate. And sisters, I don't want you feeling alienated because you happen to be full-figured. Just change the line to the boob fairy wouldn't let me be or the boob fairy became obsessed with me. Okay, here comes the refrain. Everybody join in.

The boob fairy never for me
No the boob fairy never for me
Though the hip fairy came two
and the thigh came three
The fairy never came for me.