Wrapped up in paper, tied up with white string He whistle as he went When he was happy, he sing
Billy Batty was a boy, he rode a butcher's bike, Down Dublin's dirty back at the dawning of daylight He loved a girl Lucy, Lucy loved another lad, A soldier tall and handsome, made young Billy sad
One day a circus came to it had a dancing bear, Billy had to go for he knew she be there The second he rode up he know something was awry, The was all a gallop, Yelling "Run before you die!"
Well the bear was mad with hunger as he broke from his chain He hade rampaged through the big top when all at he came, Across the poor Lucy, fallen curled up on the ground, The soldier boy was hiding he was nowhere to be
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Now Billy heard her screams and he knew at what he must do, He off on his trusty bike and to her aid he flew He cycled right up to the bear and a piece of meat, The bear spun right around and he caught that beefy
He scarfed it down in just one bite and looked up for more Round him circled, Billy trailing sausage on the Just out of reach he kept him, as he lured the beast The bear had got a taste, now young Billy was his prey
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He sing- times around the tent, the creature had stop, He rested and he thought, then he began to and hop He danced a polka and a to everyone's delight, The crowd to clap and cheer at such a wondrous site
Billy tossed the a lamb chop and a mighty t-bone steak The dancing just got faster and the ground began to He whole two turkeys, strings of sausages galore, Then full, he gently lay down and began to loudly
Well the went wild with pleasure and to our hero Lucy ran, She the soldier boy, now brave young Billy was her man Now the moral of story is, if ya want to win your Lucy, You have a trusty bike and a sausage plump and juicy A sausage plump and
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