The Bean Song (Which Way to Boston)

Which way to Boston, which way to Boston
Bean Town USA
I'm just a lost
Looking for Boston
Somebody show me the way

I've dined on beans around the world
And put them to the test
And Boston has the greatest beans
To heck with all the rest
So when I crave a plate of beans
No matter where I been
I hit the road for Boston Mass to find a beanery

Which way to Boston, which way to Boston
Bean Town USA
I'm just a lost un
Looking for Boston
Somebody show me the way

They cook um to a golden brown
Serve them in a pot
And everybody forms a line
To get them while they're hot
I've heard it said they banned some books
And cut some movie scenes
But one thing I am certain of
Is they'll never ban those beans

Which way to Boston, which way to Boston
Bean Town USA
I'm just a lost un
Looking for Boston
Somebody show me the way

I met a girl from Idaho and one from Delaware
But the girl that's gonna win my heart
Cooks Boston bill of fare
I'm tired of feeding black-eyed beans
I'm sick of mustard greens
But nothing makes me feel as good
As when I'm full of beans

Which way to Boston, which way to Boston
Bean Town USA
I'm just a lost un
Looking for Boston
Somebody show me the way

Which way to Boston, which way to Boston
Bean Town USA
I'm just a lost un
Looking for Boston
I've got to go there
Spend all my dough there
Somebody show me the way