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The Bard's Secret

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"The Bard's Secret" (2012)

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SKYRIM BARD RAPS | Dan Bull
SKYRIM BARD RAPS | Dan Bull
The Bard's Secret
The Bard's Secret
Dan Bull
Dan Bull
MTV CRIBS: SKYRIM HEARTHFIRE | Dan Bull
MTV CRIBS: SKYRIM HEARTHFIRE | Dan Bull
DISHONORED RAP | Dan Bull
DISHONORED RAP | Dan Bull
Full Dan Bull Skyrim Rap
Full Dan Bull Skyrim Rap
THIEF RAP | Dan Bull
THIEF RAP | Dan Bull
The Bard's Secret (Acapella)
The Bard's Secret (Acapella)
Skyrim Rap Dawnguard Rap Dragonborn Rap - Dan Bull FULL SONG
Skyrim Rap Dawnguard Rap Dragonborn Rap - Dan Bull FULL SONG
LONDON: 50 UNCRELIEVABLE FACTS! | Dan Bull
LONDON: 50 UNCRELIEVABLE FACTS! | Dan Bull
Dan Bull - Changes [an open letter to David Cameron]
Dan Bull - Changes [an open letter to David Cameron]
Skyrim Bard Rap's - Dan Bull
Skyrim Bard Rap's - Dan Bull
GAME OF THRONES RAP #1: Ned Stark | Dan Bull
GAME OF THRONES RAP #1: Ned Stark | Dan Bull
Skyrim & Dawnguard Rap BY DANBULL, NO COPYRIGHT INTENDED!!
Skyrim & Dawnguard Rap BY DANBULL, NO COPYRIGHT INTENDED!!
GTA: SAN ANDREAS RAP | Dan Bull
GTA: SAN ANDREAS RAP | Dan Bull
Skyrim Rap by Dan Bull Lyrics
Skyrim Rap by Dan Bull Lyrics
SKYRIM-EPIC-RAP.by dan bull
SKYRIM-EPIC-RAP.by dan bull
Bard Rap
Bard Rap
Racing Myself in Dan Bull's Epic Skyrim Rap
Racing Myself in Dan Bull's Epic Skyrim Rap
MB Songs
MB Songs

Lyrics

A word in your ear if I may...

Well met, stranger
Elated to make your acquaintance
Now, may I entertain you with some quotations over cadence?
You see, I bear some rare, amazing information
And you look like someone who is used to strange situations
There is a hidden portal within the Bard's College
I was brought through, an immortal to impart knowledge
About an other-wordly form of Redguard sonnet
They took a thumping drum beat and said bars on it

I wandered through Solitude, departed Haafingar
Past Hjaalmarch, through The Reach, east of Markarth
I reached the Whiterun Hold
I preached in rhyme and told the people
That the need to speak was higher than the price of gold
Nothing can beat soul, not even sweet rolls
I've got it locked like a pick stuck in a keyhole
I leave you wee trolls wishing that you'd re-rolled
By the Nine Divines, my rhyme's a sight to behold
My freeholds are threefold
I rock the property chain
'Cause I'm the top bloody Thane in this Monopoly game
So you'd better watch the throne, Stormcloak
'Cause you're getting overthrown by an ordinary bloke
It's high time Skyrim had a new High King
And I like hiking - it's quite exciting :)
I'm descended from the Vikings back in my kingdom
But my lyric writing's better than my skill at fighting
My pen is mightier than swords; it's the right choice
They call me "MF Thu'um" when I use my Voice

With each rap, my Speechcraft keeps stacking
If you could see the graph, you'd actually be laughing
You'll never sound as fresh, I'm a rockstar
I climb the seven thousand steps to High Hrothgar
Like Jurgen Windcaller, my words'll bring more disorder
Than mixing Skooma in an Orcish brigand's drink order
A bawdy bard that raps, my Voice'll cause your cart to crash
Your horse's armor cracks under the awesome force of Paarthurnax
But here's the secret I needed to tell:
You can be an MC with me aswell
Forget the Blades, me and you don't need the Greybeards
Who are Mehrunes Dagon and the Daedra to an atheist?
Mages, take your Spell Tome and go the hell home
'Cause who needs boots of speed when we've got shell toes?
And, so whether you drink Honeymead or Alto
Be sure that Dan'll smelt flows 'til all of Tamriel knows
You should use the bars of the bard deep inside you
And 'til we meet again, friend: Talos guide you
Talos guide you


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