Luyện nghe bài hát The Ballad of Verne Troyer

Mini me here to be
cast upon the other of death's mighty sea
yet if you listen you can him in every heart, stone and tree
shouting out to us all that happy and free

Verne is his name
and his major claim to
was that in austin powers he was me

his loss his fans
but there's more to man
now to this song and you will agree

Verne was bon in Sturgis
his name was Susan
raised up Amish when his first began
till his parents lo longer found it

married a Gallen for or so say
that shit the very next day
sex leaked by TMZ
Sued those mother for invading privacy

let me tell you a bit where he got his start
his screen and his first acting parts

He was baby binks double in Baby's Day Out
he was in dunstin checks in, go ahead it out
a small in a sleigh in Jingle all the way
an alien son in men in black was his part to

in my giant he was a wrestler oh so
Fear and in Las Vegas a waiter wee
With mcdonald he was cast as a sundae
mighty joe young he was joe, really, no way (yeah it's true dude)

so many more I could add to this song
but things would just come out way too long
so i'm end here, hope I'm not being wrong
oh but i forgot to mention his legendary slong or do you prefer

so be in heaven verne
hope we can chill when my turn
you can show me all the things to
when my ceases to burn