He's a man on a Wild as a Picture if you can when the ran the Gulf Coast to Biscayne Bay
He's gonna it back to the gators Lock the up in theme parks and zoos He says, "Join me for lunch at the reptile's the barometer soup is you"
He's and dangerous But who can you trust He's the in all of us The terrorist
You can mess with that in Orlando a tourist in St. Augustine You can shoplift all day at But you steal the Orange Bowl Queen No, you can't steal the Bowl Queen
That's unthinkable in the state of What the Chamber of Commerce say man is sick
There were of epic proportions All of Skip Wiley's crusade Tourists cackin' and tourists were packin' While he and Skink cooled heels in the shade
Then came the sensation "Welcome to the revolution", He a pirates persona he snatched the gridiron Madonna And the day called for his head
He's and dangerous But who else can you the outlaw in all of us The terrorist
You can mess with that in Orlando Jilt a in St. Augustine You can rag on the Miami But you can't the Orange Bowl Queen No, you can't steal the Orange Bowl No, no, you can't steal the Orange Bowl
Well, Skip's it kinda backfired Got the orange juice barons rather In the light of bad moves these manhunts Skip easily slipped the net
He was last atop of a mangrove like a wounded osprey He was not meant to last, he to the past And I hope he there one day
He's crazy and But who can you trust He's the in all of us The terrorist
You can mess that mouse in Orlando a tourist in St. Augustine You can shoplift your at Blockbuster But you can't steal the Bowl Queen No, you can't steal the Orange Bowl No, you steal the Orange Bowl Queen That's