He's a man on a Wild as a Picture if you can when the ran From the Coast to Biscayne Bay
He's gonna give it to the gators Lock the up in theme parks and zoos He says, "Join me for lunch at the brunch Where the soup is you"
He's crazy and But who else can you He's the in all of us The terrorist
You can mess with that in Orlando Jilt a tourist in St. You can all day at Blockbuster But you can't the Orange Bowl Queen No, you can't steal the Bowl Queen
That's unthinkable in the state of What the Chamber of Commerce say This man is
There were crimes of epic All part of Wiley's crusade Tourists cackin' and tourists were packin' While he and cooled their heels in the shade
Then came the sensation "Welcome to the revolution", He With a persona he snatched the gridiron Madonna And the day grovers called for his
crazy and dangerous But who can you trust He's the in all of us The environmental
You can mess with that in Orlando a tourist in St. Augustine You can rag on the Miami But you can't steal the Orange Queen No, you can't the Orange Bowl Queen No, no, you can't the Orange Bowl Queen
Well, Skip's it kinda backfired Got the juice barons rather upset In the light of bad moves these manhunts Skip slipped through the net
He was last seen atop of a Perched like a osprey He was not meant to last, he belongs to the And I hope he gets one day
He's crazy and But who can you trust the outlaw in all of us The environmental
You can with that mouse in Orlando a tourist in St. Augustine You can shoplift your at Blockbuster But you can't the Orange Bowl Queen No, you can't steal the Bowl Queen No, you can't steal the Orange Queen right