He's a man on a Wild as a if you can when the Everglades ran From the Gulf Coast to Bay
He's gonna give it to the gators the tourists up in theme parks and zoos He says, "Join me for lunch at the brunch Where the soup is you"
He's crazy and But who else can you the outlaw in all of us The terrorist
You can mess that mouse in Orlando Jilt a tourist in St. You can shoplift all day at But you can't steal the Orange Bowl No, you can't steal the Orange Bowl
unthinkable in the state of Florida What would the of Commerce say This man is
There crimes of epic proportions All of Skip Wiley's crusade Tourists were and tourists were packin' While he and Skink their heels in the shade
Then came the citrus "Welcome to the revolution", He With a persona he snatched the gridiron Madonna And the day grovers for his head
He's and dangerous But who else can you the outlaw in all of us The terrorist
You can mess with mouse in Orlando Jilt a in St. Augustine You can rag on the Miami But you can't the Orange Bowl Queen No, you can't steal the Orange Bowl No, no, you can't steal the Bowl Queen
Well, Skip's caper it backfired Got the orange barons rather upset In the light of bad moves these manhunts easily slipped through the net
He was last seen atop of a Perched like a wounded He was not to last, he belongs to the past And I hope he gets one day
He's and dangerous But who can you trust the outlaw in all of us The terrorist
You can mess with mouse in Orlando Jilt a tourist in St. You can shoplift days at Blockbuster But you can't the Orange Bowl Queen No, you can't steal the Orange Queen No, you can't steal the Orange Queen That's