He's a man on a Wild as a Picture if you can the Everglades ran From the Gulf to Biscayne Bay
He's gonna give it to the gators Lock the tourists up in parks and zoos He says, "Join me for at the reptile's brunch the barometer soup is you"
He's crazy and But who else can you He's the in all of us The terrorist
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That's in the state of Florida What would the Chamber of say man is sick
There were of epic proportions All part of Wiley's crusade were cackin' and tourists were packin' While he and Skink cooled their heels in the
Then came the sensation "Welcome to the revolution", He With a pirates persona he snatched the gridiron And the day grovers called for his
He's and dangerous But who can you trust the outlaw in all of us The environmental
You can mess with that mouse in Jilt a tourist in St. You can rag on the Miami But you can't the Orange Bowl Queen No, you can't steal the Orange Queen No, no, you can't steal the Orange Bowl
Well, Skip's caper it backfired Got the orange juice barons upset In the light of bad these manhunts ensued Skip easily through the net
He was last seen atop of a Perched like a osprey He was not meant to last, he to the past And I he gets there one day
He's crazy and But who else can you He's the in all of us The terrorist
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