He's a man on a as a ricochet Picture if you can when the ran From the Gulf to Biscayne Bay
He's gonna it back to the gators Lock the up in theme parks and zoos He says, "Join me for at the reptile's brunch Where the soup is you"
He's crazy and But who else can you the outlaw in all of us The environmental
You can mess that mouse in Orlando Jilt a in St. Augustine You can shoplift all day at But you can't steal the Bowl Queen No, you can't steal the Bowl Queen
That's in the state of Florida would the Chamber of Commerce say This man is
There were crimes of proportions All of Skip Wiley's crusade Tourists were cackin' and tourists were While he and Skink cooled heels in the shade
came the citrus sensation "Welcome to the revolution", He With a pirates persona he the gridiron Madonna And the day grovers for his head
He's crazy and But who else can you the outlaw in all of us The terrorist
You can mess with that mouse in a tourist in St. Augustine You can rag on the Miami But you can't steal the Bowl Queen No, you can't steal the Orange Queen No, no, you can't steal the Bowl Queen
Well, caper it kinda backfired Got the orange juice barons upset In the of bad moves these manhunts ensued Skip slipped through the net
He was last seen atop of a like a wounded osprey He was not to last, he belongs to the past And I hope he gets one day
He's crazy and But who can you trust He's the in all of us The terrorist
You can mess with that mouse in Jilt a in St. Augustine You can shoplift your at Blockbuster But you can't the Orange Bowl Queen No, you can't steal the Orange Queen No, you can't steal the Orange Queen right