He's a man on a Wild as a if you can when the Everglades ran From the Gulf to Biscayne Bay
He's gonna give it back to the Lock the tourists up in theme and zoos He says, "Join me for lunch at the reptile's Where the soup is you"
He's crazy and But who else can you He's the in all of us The environmental
You can mess with that in Orlando Jilt a in St. Augustine You can all day at Blockbuster But you steal the Orange Bowl Queen No, you steal the Orange Bowl Queen
unthinkable in the state of Florida What would the of Commerce say man is sick
There were crimes of proportions All part of Wiley's crusade Tourists were and tourists were packin' While he and Skink cooled heels in the shade
came the citrus sensation "Welcome to the revolution", He With a pirates persona he snatched the gridiron And the day called for his head
He's crazy and But who else can you the outlaw in all of us The terrorist
You can mess with mouse in Orlando a tourist in St. Augustine You can rag on the Miami But you can't steal the Orange Queen No, you can't the Orange Bowl Queen No, no, you can't steal the Orange Bowl
Well, Skip's caper it backfired Got the orange juice barons upset In the light of bad these manhunts ensued Skip easily through the net
He was last seen of a mangrove like a wounded osprey He was not meant to last, he to the past And I hope he gets one day
He's crazy and But who can you trust the outlaw in all of us The terrorist
You can mess with mouse in Orlando Jilt a tourist in St. You can shoplift days at Blockbuster But you can't steal the Orange Bowl No, you can't the Orange Bowl Queen No, you can't the Orange Bowl Queen That's