The Ballad Of Melvin the Magic Hotdog

Melvin the magical hot dog
Was lying in his bun
Just waiting for a friend to come along
Little Billy bought him
From a vender in the street
And now our epic story has begun

Melvin the magical hot dog
(Ooooh)
He's a genie weenie
He's gonna fight for you and for me
Melvin the magical hot dog
(Ooooh)
USDA approved
Yeah, he does it for me and for you

Yeah he's a hot dog!