Luyện nghe bài hát The Ball of Kerrymuir

Four-and-twenty virgins come from Inverness,
And when the Ball was over, were four-and-twenty less,

Singin' to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never had at all..

was doin' in the parlor, there was doin' on the stones,
But ya couldn't a hear the music for the and the groans,

Singin' balls to partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya been had at all.

The undertaker, he was there, all up in a shroud,
from the chandelier, and peein' on the crowd,

Singin' to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a night, ya never been had at all.

The village cripple, he was there, ah he not do much,
So he lined the ladies the wall, and he did 'em with his crutch,

balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never had at all.

Miss Mary McPherson was way up front,
posies in her hand, and a carrot in her cunt,

Singin' balls to your partner, ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never had at all.

The postman, he was there, but the poor man had the pox,
He not do the lassies, so he did the letter box,

Singin' to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never had at all.

The Magician, he was there, he gave us all a laugh,
He pulled his foreskin his head, and he vanished up his ass,

balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never had at all.