Luyện nghe bài hát The Ball of Kerrymuir

Four-and-twenty virgins come from Inverness,
And when the Ball was over, there were less,

balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all..

There was in the parlor, there was doin' on the stones,
But ya couldn't a hear the for the wheezin' and the groans,

balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a night, ya never been had at all.

The undertaker, he was there, all up in a shroud,
Swingin' from the chandelier, and on the crowd,

Singin' balls to partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya been had at all.

The village cripple, he was there, ah he not do much,
So he lined the ladies against the wall, and he did 'em his crutch,

Singin' balls to partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.

Mary McPherson was standin' way up front,
Some in her hand, and a carrot in her cunt,

Singin' balls to partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a night, ya never been had at all.

The postman, he was there, but the poor man had the pox,
He not do the lassies, so he did the letter box,

Singin' balls to your partner, your ass the wall,
If ya never been had on a night, ya never been had at all.

The Village Magician, he was there, he us all a laugh,
He pulled his over his head, and he vanished up his ass,

Singin' balls to your partner, your ass the wall,
If ya never had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.