The Asshole Song

Here you go

Your eyes are all wet now, you know that I'm lying
I swear I was only protecting your heart
But there are some reasons and also some pictures
Which if you saw they would rip you apart

And I won't watch you cry
Goodbye, I'm an asshole

I'm almost a tall guy and fairly good looking
So people they trust me but sometimes they're wrong
I have often wondered which one was the taller
My old Alexander or Kubla Khan

And would they watch you cry
Goodbye, I'm an asshole

I was a pig and never no good
Now you can see through the streams in your eyes every nickel is wood

Your lines are all fading, your model's all last year
I am still a young man and I need a new car
Your friends will all hate me but I know I'm smarter
I'm in love with a fan and she thinks I'm a star

And she will never, so I won't ever
I won't watch you cry
Goodbye
I won't watch you cry
Goodbye, I'm an asshole