The Andy Milonakis Theme Song

i rock peas on my head,
but dont call me a pea head

bees on my head
but dont call me a bee head

bruce lee's on my head
but dont call me a lee head

now excuse me please
i gots to get my tree fed

you wear name brands
and i make my own clothing
i hang out with an apple
who loves self loathing
(i hate myself)

pancake on my face makes me extra happy
i like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy

cuz its my show you cant tell me whatta do
when life hands me lemons
i make beef stew

so yo i gotta go its time for me to rock it
i put bologna in my left pocket
smear some cream cheese in my gold locket

cuz its my show im andy milonakis
its my show im shmandy shmilosmakis
its my show im
ANDY MILONAKIS.