That Was The Plan

You took me out on a date
I said I wouldnt out too late
Agreed to let you just hold my hand
I drew a line in the sand
You tried to kiss me in your car
I warned you to stay where you are
Definitely didnt want no man
At least that was the plan
At least that was the plan

Well Im about to drop my fifth child
Other four running wild
Chewing gum in her hair
Fire started over there
Theyre all yelling and Im thinking to myself
I only meant to hold your hand
At least that was the plan

Now theyre running with scissors and theyre falling out of trees
I kiss and make better all the skinned up knees
Uh ah honey dont paint the cat she wont look good like that
And Im climbing over words that they wrote on the wall
Number two poked three right in the eyeball
Cool, calm, collected thats what I am
At least that was the plan
At least that was the plan

Well Im about to drop my fifth child
Other four running wild
Chewing gum in her hair
Fire started over there
Theyre all yelling and Im thinking to myself
I only meant to hold your hand
At least that was the plan

Solo

You know I love my baby theyre my family
But on the days they get the best of me
I carry on the best I can

Now they finish their dinner and its up the stairs
I tuck them into bed and then we say our prayers
I thank God it isnt in my hands
I guess that was the plan
I guess that was the plan