That's My Story

I came in as the sun came up
She glared at me over her coffee cup
She said, "Where you've been?", so I thought real hard
And said, "I fell asleep in that hammock in the yard"

She said, "You don't know it boy but you just blew it"
I said, "Well that's my story and I'm stickin' to it"

That's my story, that's my story
Well I ain't got a witness and I can't prove it but
But that's my story and I'm stickin' to it

I got that deer in the headlights look
She read my face like the cover of a book, and said
"Don't expect me to believe all that static
'Cause just last week I through that hammock in the attic"

My skin got so thin you could see
Right through it
And I started, "Well that's my story
And I'm stickin' to it"

That's my story, that's my story
That's my story, that's my story
Yeah, I ain't got a witness and I can't prove it but
But that's my story and I'm stickin' to it

You know time comes when a wise man
Knows the best thing that he can do
Is just look her in the eye and
Beg for mercy and face the bitter truth

Well honey, me and the boys played cards all night
Wasn't no hanky panky not a woman in sight
I know I should have called and baby, I'm really sorry
Let's get a cellular phone and then you won't have to worry

You know how much I love you
And darling I'm ready to prove it
And that's my story
And I'm stickin' to it

That's my story, that's my story
That's my story, that's my story
Well I ain't got a witness and you know I can't prove it
But that's my story and man I'm stickin' to it

You know I ain't gonna do a thing
Darling, unless you approve it and
Well that's my story and I'm stickin' to it