Fourteen feet tall, and glassy and pale, and covered in I don't know who he was or he was, the question was moot I in bed, too scared to speak, and watched him watch me There was no sound but the crickets outside and the in the breeze, oh He lit a and said, "Your chimney's a bitch." I said, "Are you old Claus?" And he said, "You wish," yeah yeah yeah That's when the party started as far as I I grabbed a hold of it and let go And if I saw it well then it's so Oh, whoa, etc... Later year, I swear to god, it happened again, oh I was out camping with my baby and a of friends, oh As we asleep I know I saw a light in the east, oh Spinning around and changing colors with a weird sound, oh As it got close I felt my sleeping bag rise the ground, oh When we woke up I was from the fire Eyes swollen shut, and buried to my That's when the started as far as I know I a hold of it and never let go And if I saw it then maybe it's so Oh, whoa, etc... I know I know I I know I saw him again I was out my dog and he followed me home, oh Fourteen feet fall, a pinstripe suit and the same shadow, oh He was for several weeks and then he vanished again, oh I don't know what to think after twenty-three years The only real I ever learned is: Maybe it is, if it has so appeared That's the party started-- I a hold of it and-- And if I saw it well, then... Oh, whoa, etc...