Tex-Mex Mile

Well the south congress whores they is a movin on down the line
They moved the cinema west down to Interstate 35
The Hos got their Johns following single file
The aintt good lookin but they got that freaky style

Down on the tex-mex and tattoo Pakistani package mile
They got a thing down there that makes an angry young man mild
And if you go down there and smoke out yer gonna leave with a smile
Down on that tex-mex and tattoo pakastani package mile

I hear the police sirens theyre whining every night
From south first and west mary all the way down to Ben White
Ol Tom Ables used to say with an impish smile
Brother, sit back and listen to the south Austin lullaby

I lost 10 years down there smoking that Pachuca weed
I was Rip Van Winkle but I thought I was Apollo Creed
I couldnt find my dingo boots, hell I couldnt even find my feet
I kept a waking and a baking even though it was mostly seeds