Teenage Dirtbag

His name is Noel
I have a dream about him
He rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour

Oh, how he rocks
In shorts and tube socks
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Listen to Iron Maiden
Baby, with me, ooh

His girlfriend's a bitch
She brings a gun to school
And she'd simply kick
My ass if she knew the truth

She lives on my block
She drives and I rock
And she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Listen to Iron Maiden
Baby, with me, ooh

Oh yeah, dirtbag
No, he doesn't know what he's missing
Oh yeah, dirtbag
No, he doesn't know what he's missing

Man, I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely
Low and behold
He's walking over to me

This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does he know who I am?
And why does he give a damn about me?

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Like you, ooh

Oh yeah, dirtbag
No, he doesn't know what he's missing
Oh yeah, dirtbag
No, he doesn't know what he's missing