(featuring Jeff)
[Biz Huh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, know, uh-huh, uh, uh-huh Y'all know, uh, uh it out {"C'mon!" - Chuck D}
[Verse One - last word or syllable is echoed] go to Getty, go to Exxon Like "Bonita Applebum," ya put me on Got good luck like Charms leprechaun Can't believe Freaky Tah and Big L is You think I'm a mailman, my delivery Ain't no other brother the B-I with the Z Emezah-A-Rrrah, say K-I the E I got mo' than Muhammad Ali Not number one but to have fun Guaranteed to and get the job done Y'all, know, my competition is funky fresh from the day I begun You rock with me, guaranteed to have a ball Got a big belly, over six feet My favorite team is the when I watch football another one to get you off the wall
[Chorus - female while Jeff scratches] Biz Markie, as you can see He to tear tear tear shit up {"C'mon!"} Biz Markie, as you can see He came to tear tear shit up {"C'mon!"} Biz Markie, as you can see He came to tear tear shit up {"C'mon!"} Biz Markie, as you can see He came to tear tear shit up, up, up {"C'mon!"}
[Verse Two - with the same Soon to be elected in the Hall of I the microphone, emceeing's my game I flip so many styles, my name be Flipper On Three's Company, I wish I was Jack Back in the days, I to eat {?}litina{?} in the days, my sister had a Thumbelina Back in the days, I liked a girl Angelina in the days, I wanted to get in between her My jingle bella, Roc-A-Fella Even my will be a best seller She couldn't believe I had achieved Funky like ring the collar, doo doo on the sleeves Enquiring minds always want to How did I get my ill flow? I just tell 'em straight up no B Ask me no yo, here's my ID
[Verse Three - echo once again] I'm not Captain Kirk, or Mr. When I put the people in a state of shock I'm like Mark Twain, or when I'm on the stage, people throw they hands in the air Wavin 'em wild, in a frenzy Dog in the house I'm Spuds McKenzie I'm just doin it, just the house Sucker MC's is spiders or off the top of my head I'm not dumb so be misled When I was young, I pissed in the bed Always listened to what my moms and said Love so much, you could call me a dred Got a big so you know I'm well fed And I'm a lover-lover my name is Ed And I'm +2 Awesome+ K and Teddy Ted
- 2X