Luyện nghe bài hát Talkin' Candy Bar Blues

Bought a candy bar the day
Only ate half, throw the rest away
When I saw this kid playin' in the
I said, "Hey kid, you somethin' to eat?"
He said, "Whut?", I "Candy, son", he said, "Help"
Then he to run and I stood there
Watchin' him go, half a bar of
Runnin' my fingers

Well, the kid comes in a minute or two
But his mom's with him and the too
And they got the kid scared plain to see
say, "Which one done it?" he points at me
He "Him", I say, "What do you mean?"
He says "You!" he starts to scream
And I'm standin', lookin'
starin' at me

Howdy doody, y'all waitin' for the
Ah, a little late it, anybody got a watch?
We uh see how late it is
I got a better idea, find somebody with a watch
And at him

Well some start pickin' up baseball
And the are pullin' the pins from their hats
"I think thing's gone a little too far
Hell, I only him a candy bar", I said, "Wait"
I said, "What are you doin'?"
They said, "Prevert the life is ruined"
"Oh oh well, then you check what he's chewin'
'Cause I got the he's in the middle of a bubble gum orgy"

Well, they're at me and I'm backin' away
And then I this policeman say
"Are you positive he's the man?"
I quick flicked the bar out of my hand
He says, "Show me", I says, "Show ya what?"
He the candy bar you degenarut and he grabs me
He grabs both my hands, pretty to see
hands got the chocolate

Well, I've had some troubled times
But none like the trip from the candy
Sympathize with the kid all
Somebodys to ya, probably aint right
I'll grow up, learn the way
I'll learn so that my later days'll be
covered
If I don't off more than I can hide