Take My Bitch

Beyotch, that's the trademark
$hort Dog in the house
And it don't stop to the beat baby

Now take my bitch, she won't complain about shit
'Cause I taught her well, she got game for a trick
It ain't hard to tell she belongs to me
I pimped her 15 years in this industry

Now her pussy so big I don't want no mo'
But she still down wit me 'cuz I raised that hoe
Found a bitch in East Oakland broke silly and young
Don't let her fool ya playa, she ain't really dumb

Don't be a sucka and give an old hoe new life
She got so much game ya wanna make her your wife
From California all the way to Miami
I pimped that bitch and now the hoes can't stand me

'Cuz when I put my bitch on the streets
Niggas rush to the store 'cuz they love the beats
We gettin' all the money, we cashin' all the checks
I ain't no fake pimp nigga you can take my bitch

Now take my bitch

Now do you think I get mad when you sport my bitch around town
Never that, 'cause my bitch is so down
I could send her to Hawaii or out to Nevada
It really don't matter, my pockets get fatter

Used to go to Las Vegas in the early-eighties
Snortin' Coke tryin' to turn the ladies on to $hort
It was my destiny to pimp these hoes
Whole crowd screamin' loud at my shows

I've been to every last city with the Dangerous Crew
And everywhere I went the bitch came through
Makin' money like a real good whore
Tell 'em who's your pimp bitch? Too $hort

On a ten week run back in eighty-nine
I flipped a brand new Benz, the bitch was so fine
If you want that hoe, you can have that bitch
She won't complain about shit

Now take my bitch
Now take my bitch
Now take my bitch
Now take my bitch

Now take my bitch, the kind of bitch all pimps want
But if you slip and ya pockets get small ya get done
You got to stay up, fuck tryin' to come up
Get your mind off the pussy, always tryin' to run up

'Cause these bitches like mine, love to work
Get down in the dirt, get money on the turf
Slang that ass for daddy bitch
It's time to get the old caddy whip

One more time, new paint and interior
New rims, new top and a new beyotch
That's how you say it right
But $hort Dog say, "Beyotch", you better make me rich

And that's how it goes, gotta cover every angle
So if ya takin' my bitch ain't no need to tangle
Just don't keep braggin' on that used hoe
Let 'em know, you got the bitch from Too $hort

Now take my bitch
Now take my bitch
Now take my bitch
Now take my bitch